Jessica Alba has the perfect wiggle, study says (fascinating study)

Telegraph UK ^ | 8/25/07 | staff

[teddyballgame]

Jessica Alba, the film actress, has the ultimate sexy strut, according to a team of Cambridge mathematicians.

Jessica Alba's waist:hip ratio gives her a sexy walk

The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman's walk - and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better.

This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion.

Therefore, a woman with a 25in waist and 36in hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks.

[Yo-Yo]

“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”

[Drew68]

Oh, this was posted yesterday. No, I’m not posting police, but I’m sure they’ll along any minute.

There's no such thing as too many Jessica Alba threads.

[advertising guy]

by contrast, Hillary’s ankles are 23 inches around too

[kromike]

As Ann Coulter once put it, “women can be a distraction in a foxhole although some women are admittedly more distracting than others.”

Agreed. I've seen some of those posted pictures of Israeli female soldiers. Sexy & deadly!

[Drew68]

Thank God for Paparazzi and the telephoto lense!

[teddyballgame]

“There’s no such thing as too many Jessica Alba threads.”

Amen, brother.

[Jeffrey_D.]

We also need a vote! I’m torn between Jessica and Angelina Jolie????? But I’m leaning towards Jessica. I fell in love with her as Dark Angel.

How about side by side pictures someone?

[kromike]

“I have heard she has the herps too but who knows”
Sounds like a pretty scurolous rumor, she is engaged I think.

I heard the rumor that it's hepatitis.

[jdm]

And you’re right - I think it is better!

That same photo of her behind was posted on yesterday’s thread, but got zotted. So far on this thread it’s still up.

[river rat]

Yep.....Several Hollywood gossip columnists have even identified Yankee Derek Jeter as the bastard that infected her with herpes..

But -- when one lays with dogs....one often gets up with fleas.

In my opinion, Jessica's figure is hardly world class. Folks are so used to seeing skinny broads with no hips, with waists far larger than they should be and nonexistent breasts or plastic one --- they have lost sight of what a real natural beauty looks like....

[stuartcr]

???

[absolootezer0]

check out these puppies..

[zencat]

I find her very bland looking, no unique features, can’t act, sing, or dance, personality is lacking.

The ratios in theory are good, but the curves within the ratio can vary a great deal.

[Ignatz]

Posted yesterday by Perdogg:

YAY! That means TWO threads with JA pics!

[Positive]

"by contrast, Hillary’s ankles are 23 inches around too

I have read many comments here about hellery's ankles...but I can't recall having seen them.

Are they really enormous?

If in fact they are, God willing, it could be a symptom of very serious health problems...

[300magnum]

Ahh, scientific research. Cool.

[newzjunkey]

Classy. Is that Sophia?

Alba is fit but is probably an A-cup even with a push-up bra making her look about 15. There's no woman to her.

[Nonstatist]

Reading over the paper, in summary, one can say the saggier the breast, the smaller the cup will be required in order to increase the local normal forces there and hence, to increase the vertical friction forces needed to balance the weight of the "endownment" .

Or, to put it another way, unless youre young and "perky", wearing a strapless dress is going to be mighty uncomfortable!!

[zencat]

Yes, that’s a real woman. I tend to love women from the 1930s thru the early 1960s. Pretty much can’t stand the over-hyped celebrity bimbos from today. And I’m a Gen-Xer born in the 1970s.

[advertising guy]

actually,yes they are huge and I’ve read it is because of a thyroid gland thing??????????