Jessica Alba has the perfect wiggle, study says (fascinating study)

Telegraph UK ^ | 8/25/07 | staff

[teddyballgame]

Jessica Alba, the film actress, has the ultimate sexy strut, according to a team of Cambridge mathematicians.

Jessica Alba's waist:hip ratio gives her a sexy walk

The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman's walk - and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better.

This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion.

Therefore, a woman with a 25in waist and 36in hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks.

[roamer_1]

No, Michangelo proposed the same .7 ratio. Any art student could tell us that.

Well, that makes me feel better. This is one of the few times an artist speaks with more authority than a math geek.

[teddyballgame]

and they are making Sin City 2.

[ArrogantBustard]

For some reason, I am reminded of my absolute, all-time favourite engineering study:

A Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown

Click the "PDF" button for the complete text of the study.

[longtermmemmory]

somehow the old movie “looker” comes to mind.

How long before cgi is so good we can make our entertainers.

[Vision]

That’s your conclusion, lol?

[ArrogantBustard]

It’s on-line. See above.

[stm]

I have heard she has the herps too but who knows

[nuke rocketeer]

hit it ping!!!

[McGruff]

You are not the only one. Haven’t heard of half of these “celebrities” that get reported about lately.

[jdm]

Dupe.

Posted yesterday by Perdogg:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1887850/posts

[angcat]

Teddy we probably paid for the study!

[teddyballgame]

“I have heard she has the herps too but who knows”

Sounds like a pretty scurolous rumor, she is engaged I think.

[ichabod1]

As Ann Coulter once put it, “women can be a distraction in a foxhole although some women are admittedly more distracting than others.”

[sageb1]

I was going to say that I don’t know who she is, but from that photo, I guess I could say it’s obvious what she is.

[Disambiguator]

There is always Jessica Rabbitt, too.

[goodnesswins]

Me either, Jo.....she’s a nobody in our world....

[Yo-Yo]

All rumor.

http://www.google.com/search?q=jessica+alba+std&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&ie=utf8&oe=utf8

[neodad]

My wife is a 23.5 in. waist and a 32.5 hips = .723. Boooya!

[JamesP81]

bump

[teddyballgame]

I guess I like this thread better.