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DUI suspect flees car with beer in hand
floridatoday.com material cannot be posted due to copyright complaint.
| 08/15/2007
Posted on 08/15/2007 7:47:28 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
A man in Orange County, Florida suspected of driving drunk was captured Tuesday night after he jumped out of a vehicle and ran from officers still holding a beer in his hand, according to the sheriff's deputies.
...edited excerpt.
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: dontholdmuhbeer; one
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The beer he fled with? Corona.
Link.
OK, so who has the DON'T holdmuhbeer pinglist?
To: Responsibility2nd
WC Fields proudly tells of falling down and flight of stairs and breaking his coccyx....but not spilling a single drop of his Marini.
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posted on
08/15/2007 7:49:55 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
To: Responsibility2nd
Sounds like something my father-in-law would do.
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posted on
08/15/2007 7:50:56 AM PDT
by
USMCWife6869
(Godspeed Sand Sharks.)
To: Responsibility2nd
“It’s All About the Beer.”
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posted on
08/15/2007 7:52:00 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
08/15/2007 7:52:21 AM PDT
by
EagleUSA
To: Responsibility2nd
Should have said “Hold muh beer.”
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posted on
08/15/2007 7:53:06 AM PDT
by
expatpat
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
08/15/2007 7:53:47 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("Proudly keeping one iron boot on the necks of libertarian faux 'conservatives' since 1958!")
To: EagleUSA
Can’t be.
The article says the suspect ran.
And jumped over the fence.
Two things I seriously doubt Teddy could do.
Now if it said the suspect swam away....
To: Responsibility2nd
Stupid criminals. Here’s your sign.
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posted on
08/15/2007 7:54:45 AM PDT
by
spotbust1
(Procrastinators of the world unite . . . . .tomorrow!!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Note to Mr. Moron: Get the signed endorsement contract from Corona first BEFORE getting on the news...
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posted on
08/15/2007 7:57:46 AM PDT
by
John123
("What good fortune for the governments that the people do not think" -- Adolf Hitler)
To: Responsibility2nd
The jails are full so the cops and the courts will let him go and when he fails to appear for a hearing they will issue a warrant which they will fail to serve....The offender is probably an illegal who will probably kill somebody on the roads and then the cycle will start over again—This as California releases thousands of prisoners each month early. What a corrupt sewer.
To: Responsibility2nd
Now if it said the suspect swam away....
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Good one! I should have thought of that. I was in Southern Mass. on business the day after young Joe killed himself in a plane crash off of Nantucket Island....I watched the coverage on local TV which had to be shot from the air in choppers because no one could get near the island. Teddy was seen running (lumbering) all over the island followed by a mob of reporters and lawyers -— he stood out like a whale in an aquarium — he looked like the Pilsbury Doughboy with white hair from the air!!! What a slob — in more ways than one.
Yes, any “runner” could not have been Teddy — :-)
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posted on
08/15/2007 8:01:34 AM PDT
by
EagleUSA
To: Responsibility2nd
They sell 12 packs of Corona? That would be 12 to many!
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posted on
08/15/2007 8:05:38 AM PDT
by
Red_Devil 232
(VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
To: beer
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posted on
08/15/2007 8:10:20 AM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
To: Responsibility2nd
“Here, hold muh — never mind!”
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posted on
08/15/2007 8:12:19 AM PDT
by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: skinnycook
...but not spilling a single drop of his Marini.[sic]Spilling your drink is 'Alcohol Abuse'!
What about mis-spelling your drink?
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posted on
08/15/2007 8:17:31 AM PDT
by
Disambiguator
(What's the temperature, Albert?)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
08/15/2007 8:17:45 AM PDT
by
Kirkwood
To: Responsibility2nd
I still laugh at the time we (FD) pulled up to a concrete truck that turned over. The driver is standing on the door slamming down the rest of his beer...
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posted on
08/15/2007 8:26:14 AM PDT
by
Clay Moore
("My daddy says I'm this close to living in the yard." Ralph Wiggum)
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