DUI suspect flees car with beer in hand

floridatoday.com material cannot be posted due to copyright complaint. | 08/15/2007

[Responsibility2nd]

A man in Orange County, Florida suspected of driving drunk was captured Tuesday night after he jumped out of a vehicle and ran from officers still holding a beer in his hand, according to the sheriff's deputies.

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[Responsibility2nd]

The beer he fled with? Corona.

Link.

OK, so who has the DON'T holdmuhbeer pinglist?

[Vaquero]

WC Fields proudly tells of falling down and flight of stairs and breaking his coccyx....but not spilling a single drop of his Marini.

[USMCWife6869]

Sounds like something my father-in-law would do.

[dfwgator]

“It’s All About the Beer.”

[EagleUSA]

Teddy Kennedy ????

[expatpat]

Should have said “Hold muh beer.”

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Ping! ;)

[Responsibility2nd]

Can’t be.

The article says the suspect ran.

And jumped over the fence.

Two things I seriously doubt Teddy could do.

Now if it said the suspect swam away....

[spotbust1]

Stupid criminals. Here’s your sign.

[John123]

Note to Mr. Moron: Get the signed endorsement contract from Corona first BEFORE getting on the news...

[Wills Powers]

The jails are full so the cops and the courts will let him go and when he fails to appear for a hearing they will issue a warrant which they will fail to serve....The offender is probably an illegal who will probably kill somebody on the roads and then the cycle will start over again—This as California releases thousands of prisoners each month early. What a corrupt sewer.

[EagleUSA]

Now if it said the suspect swam away....
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Good one! I should have thought of that. I was in Southern Mass. on business the day after young Joe killed himself in a plane crash off of Nantucket Island....I watched the coverage on local TV which had to be shot from the air in choppers because no one could get near the island. Teddy was seen running (lumbering) all over the island followed by a mob of reporters and lawyers -— he stood out like a whale in an aquarium — he looked like the Pilsbury Doughboy with white hair from the air!!! What a slob — in more ways than one.

Yes, any “runner” could not have been Teddy — :-)

[Red_Devil 232]

They sell 12 packs of Corona? That would be 12 to many!

[evets]

[BibChr]

“Here, hold muh — never mind!”

[Disambiguator]

...but not spilling a single drop of his Marini.[sic]

Spilling your drink is 'Alcohol Abuse'!

What about mis-spelling your drink?

[Kirkwood]

[Clay Moore]

I still laugh at the time we (FD) pulled up to a concrete truck that turned over. The driver is standing on the door slamming down the rest of his beer...