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To: macmedic892
Unattended children will be given a double espresso and a free kitten.
2 posted on
08/13/2007 1:13:45 PM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys: Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat; but they know what's best for us)
To: macmedic892
3 posted on
08/13/2007 1:14:16 PM PDT by
wastedyears
(Alright, hold tight, I'm a highway staaaaaaaaaaaaarrr)
To: macmedic892
Fracking Amateur
4 posted on
08/13/2007 1:14:58 PM PDT by
Hydroshock
("The Constitution should be taken like mountain whiskey -- undiluted and untaxed." - Sam Ervin)
To: macmedic892
On another note, if I could feel the effects of having boundless energy for one hour with very bad side effects for 3 days, it would be worth it as I’d probably run about 20 miles that one day.
5 posted on
08/13/2007 1:15:22 PM PDT by
wastedyears
(Alright, hold tight, I'm a highway staaaaaaaaaaaaarrr)
To: macmedic892
6 posted on
08/13/2007 1:15:24 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
To: macmedic892
O.D.ing on espresso...a noble goal. I heard once that the darker the roast, the less caffeine. If that’s true, several shots of espresso should be lower in caffeine than, say, three cups of coffee. Or, possibly, I have no friggin’ idea what I’m talking about.
To: macmedic892
Her father Gary, who runs The Sandwich Bar, in Stanley, said: "She did not realise she was drinking double measures."You're fired, retard."
8 posted on
08/13/2007 1:16:28 PM PDT by
SIDENET
("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred")
To: macmedic892
Teach you kids to say no to Starbucks....
To: macmedic892
Put down the espresso cup and
slowly back away!
10 posted on
08/13/2007 1:16:50 PM PDT by
macmedic892
(I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.)
To: macmedic892
And if you REALLY want to give it some kick, in a 12 oz cup disolve 1/4 of a disc of Mexican Chocolate in it with 1/4 cup of creamer!
WOW!
16 posted on
08/13/2007 1:21:56 PM PDT by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Ever see WILLIS SHAW backwards in your rear view mirror? I have!)
To: macmedic892
Mean Mean Caffeine,
First you’ll feel keen,
Then later just mean,
‘Cause you drank too much,
Mean Mean Caffeine.
20 posted on
08/13/2007 1:25:55 PM PDT by
savedbygrace
(SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
To: macmedic892
21 posted on
08/13/2007 1:26:08 PM PDT by
Artemis Webb
(Ron Paul: the candidate of cowardice and appeasement.)
To: macmedic892
Jasmine, of Stanley, County Durham, was rushed to the University Hospital of North Durham after her cousin called the paramedics. Doctors confirmed she had overdosed on caffeine and after monitoring her condition allowed her home a few hours later. You know, a few beers and cigarette would have taken the edge right off.
22 posted on
08/13/2007 1:26:25 PM PDT by
SIDENET
("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred")
To: macmedic892
“Cocaine” Based on the performance by J.J. Cale
“Caffeine” Parody by Michael Pacholek
Once again, the best-known version is by Eric Clapton.
If you’re winking out, got to get on about, caffeine.
If you’re nodding off, take a drink, don’t you scoff, caffeine.
Look alive, look alive, look alive... caffeine.
Got to get right up, got to down you a cup, caffeine.
Get Colombian blend, so your waking won’t end, caffeine.
Look alive, look alive, look alive... caffeine.
Be awake and wired, don’t you get yourself fired, caffeine.
Be awake all night, drink tomorrow, all right, caffeine.
Look alive, look alive, look alive... caffeine.
Look alive, look alive, look alive... caffeine.
Look alive, look alive, look alive... caffeine.
24 posted on
08/13/2007 1:29:53 PM PDT by
rfp1234
(Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
To: macmedic892
25 posted on
08/13/2007 1:33:07 PM PDT by
-YYZ-
(Strong like bull, smart like ox.)
To: macmedic892
Well, of course she rushed to the hospital. Ya didn’t think that after that much caffeine that she’d dawdle???
26 posted on
08/13/2007 1:39:16 PM PDT by
Hegemony Cricket
(You can't seriously tell me you think we need more laws, or that we don't already have too many.)
To: macmedic892
It’s hard for me to believe that 8 cups of espresso could have serious effect on someone’s health. The amount of caffeine needed to do yourself real harm is absurdly high.
29 posted on
08/13/2007 1:54:31 PM PDT by
Jaysun
(It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
To: macmedic892
I have to admit that I get a little twitchy after the 6th double-espresso.
30 posted on
08/13/2007 1:56:41 PM PDT by
Redcloak
(The 2nd Amendment isn't about sporting goods.)
To: macmedic892
I like coffee black yeah black black coffee in the morning maybe another cup espresso yaeah double I’ll have another one of those I gotta go now wheres my car keys my phone is ringing is that yours another coffee please I gotta go bye
31 posted on
08/13/2007 2:06:51 PM PDT by
shbox
To: macmedic892
After going home she experienced frightening physical symptoms. She added: "I was drenched. I was burning up and hyperventilating."I was having palpitations, my heart was beating so fast and I think I was going into shock."
Who would have known---espressos cause premature menopause and hot flashes. ;)
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