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Engaged man and another woman arrested for sex act in public
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| 07/28/07
| Brittany Lawonn
Posted on 07/28/2007 8:35:56 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3
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To: martin_fierro
Well, the idiot may have hit it, but now his rep is shot to hell. The entire town knows he's hit on a fat chick. That's it. The guys at the bar will shun him. His friends pointed him out. He's socially toast! His business will suffer!
But he can cure this by getting arrested for propositioning the waitress at the truckstop! :-)
To: JoeSixPack1
I wonder if he propositioned her by saying, “I’ve Got Fudge!!!!”
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posted on
07/28/2007 9:40:59 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
To: Squantos; Larry Lucido; sit-rep; Tijeras_Slim; hiredhand
At an event last month, I saw a man actually wearing a Utili-Kilt.
I snickered.
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posted on
07/28/2007 9:41:29 AM PDT
by
agent_delta
(Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?)
To: Snardius
Everyone knows what a Scotsman wears under his kilt...shoes and socks.
At least that one! Hee hee
They say they’re not sure which photo is the real one? Well, if it’s the second one, then he’s a she.
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posted on
07/28/2007 9:42:08 AM PDT
by
toldyou
To: TornadoAlley3
(in my best Fargo accent) “Heyyy...what are dese strange prints on da hood of my car...deys shaped like a big ol butt don’t ya know. Yaaaa.”
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posted on
07/28/2007 9:48:52 AM PDT
by
Manic_Episode
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: TornadoAlley3
Guess the wedding is off.
To: madison10
Guess the wedding is off.The Bowling Alley will still open as scheduled...
To: dfwgator
OMG,, Way way too much info!
All he had to say was “Hey, umm...” and point LOL!
(And that’s probably the best line he ever came up with.)
Then... he’s got her on the hood and somebody Yells, HEY STOP! so this genius turns around probably to see if it was a cop or just one of his goofy friends. He sees it is a COP! So what’s he do? He keeps on goin! LOL!!
Somebody has to shoot this guy! :-)
To: JoeSixPack1
I think you misunderstood, it was an old Andrew Dice Clay routine, on how easy it is to pick up fat chicks, you just hold up a bag of chocolate and say, “I’ve Got Fudge!!! Hershey’s Chocolate Kisses, we’re talking Haagen Dazs!!”
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posted on
07/28/2007 10:04:48 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
To: dfwgator
oh, well, ugh, Nevermind.
To: Charles Henrickson; TornadoAlley3; martin_fierro
Engaged man and another woman arrested for sex act in public Did they mistake him for a transvestite with the kilt?
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posted on
07/28/2007 10:13:32 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Engorged and formerly engaged)
To: TornadoAlley3
I guess he’s “the funny-lookin’” one.
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posted on
07/28/2007 10:19:17 AM PDT
by
Redcloak
(The 2nd Amendment isn't about sporting goods.)
To: TornadoAlley3
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posted on
07/28/2007 10:28:34 AM PDT
by
socal_parrot
(Leaner, but not meaner)
To: JRios1968; agent_delta; Squantos; sit-rep
OMG, guilty times two!!!!
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posted on
07/28/2007 10:53:40 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
( Hunter 2008)
To: JoeSixPack1
Plus he gets charged with bestiality.
To: JoeSixPack1
The entire town knows he's hit on a fat chick. Your point being? 
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posted on
07/28/2007 10:59:46 AM PDT
by
Oztrich Boy
("It is our choices Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." - Dumbledore)
To: Larry Lucido
Here come da’ judge.
giggle
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posted on
07/28/2007 11:06:40 AM PDT
by
agent_delta
(Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?)
To: TornadoAlley3; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
A Moorhead man...It was destiny.
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posted on
07/28/2007 11:44:18 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("You can't strengthen a zero, it will always equal zero." --Avigdor Lieberman)
To: hiredhand; agent_delta; Larry Lucido
Isn’t the word “fiancee” coonass cajunmeaning “the one I’m bangin at the moment” ?
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posted on
07/28/2007 11:44:40 AM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
07/28/2007 11:46:12 AM PDT
by
pcottraux
(Fred Thompson pronounces it "P. Coe-troe"...in 2008.)
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