Posted on 07/07/2007 6:10:59 PM PDT by nuconvert
Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
July 7, 2007
Police are on the hunt for a man who robbed a New Hampshire bank on Saturday disguised as a tree, according to MyFoxBoston.com.
The suspect walked into the Citizen's Bank in Manchester with tree branches duct taped to his body and demanded money from the teller.
The teller filled a bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded, the Web site reported.
Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and
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You’re very welcome
To prevent further robberies the bank will have a bunch of freshly watered dogs at the ready.
No doubt that he was a naughty pine!
.....I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this guy ain’t right.....
Note his description is so tied up with tree branches he can’t be identified. His ploy was successful.
Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses, a blue shirt and going by the name of Tim Burr.
LOL!
Covered with branches he cut from a tree? Shear madness.
He obviously didn’t give a fig about the security cameras.
What a plank.
ha, i believed you robbed the bank dressed like a tree just so you could crack out all these gems.
Did they say what species of tree? Oak? Pine?
That would be profiling, and in this PC age we can’t do that.
I think it’s ok, he’s just aspen.
You’re picking up some new converts here! Fact is, I’ve been so busy I couldn’t see the forest for the trees. Now it’s time to stop and get punny again.
Could be Chertoff. He's about as effective as a tree when it comes to illegal alien issues.
But, Chertoff would likely send one of his underlings...or is that twigs? to the bank. : )
Rolling! That's insulting to the poor tree... :)
I think Jerkoff is more like the fungus growing on the side of the tree... or the mistletoe parasite...
*bad BQ*
forget the mistletoe....that at least has some kind of affectionate thought there...even for parasites. : )
*gasp*
: )
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