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Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
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Posted on 07/07/2007 6:10:59 PM PDT by nuconvert

Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank

July 7, 2007

Police are on the hunt for a man who robbed a New Hampshire bank on Saturday disguised as a tree, according to MyFoxBoston.com.

The suspect walked into the Citizen's Bank in Manchester with tree branches duct taped to his body and demanded money from the teller.

The teller filled a bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded, the Web site reported.

Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: bankrobbery; crime; criminalenterprise; cunningplan; ducttape; newhampshire; shadycharacter; shubbery; stickittohim
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To: Tench_Coxe

You’re very welcome


281 posted on 07/08/2007 6:34:08 AM PDT by nuconvert ([there are bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
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To: null and void

To prevent further robberies the bank will have a bunch of freshly watered dogs at the ready.


282 posted on 07/08/2007 7:11:13 AM PDT by Loud Mime (Countdown: a documentary on Keith Olberman's dwindling IQ)
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To: 6SJ7
Wonder if the robbers name is Douglas Fir?

No doubt that he was a naughty pine!

283 posted on 07/08/2007 7:13:17 AM PDT by Loud Mime (Countdown: a documentary on Keith Olberman's dwindling IQ)
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To: cripplecreek

.....I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this guy ain’t right.....

Note his description is so tied up with tree branches he can’t be identified. His ploy was successful.


284 posted on 07/08/2007 7:17:06 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Happiness is a down sleeping bag)
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To: nuconvert

Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses, a blue shirt and going by the name of Tim Burr.


285 posted on 07/08/2007 7:25:53 AM PDT by yetidog
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To: yetidog

LOL!


286 posted on 07/08/2007 7:26:58 AM PDT by nuconvert ([there are bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
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To: Thinkin' Gal; nuconvert; Lijahsbubbe; martin_fierro; dighton; Charles Henrickson

Covered with branches he cut from a tree? Shear madness.


287 posted on 07/08/2007 7:30:40 AM PDT by aculeus
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To: nuconvert

He obviously didn’t give a fig about the security cameras.


288 posted on 07/08/2007 7:32:50 AM PDT by csvset
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To: csvset

What a plank.


289 posted on 07/08/2007 9:05:33 AM PDT by DancesWithCats
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To: sittnick

ha, i believed you robbed the bank dressed like a tree just so you could crack out all these gems.


290 posted on 07/08/2007 10:29:32 AM PDT by Disciplinemisanthropy (Dog Kills Cat, Self)
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To: nuconvert
Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
291 posted on 07/08/2007 10:34:37 AM PDT by FreeReign
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To: JayNorth

Did they say what species of tree? Oak? Pine?

That would be profiling, and in this PC age we can’t do that.

I think it’s ok, he’s just aspen.


292 posted on 07/08/2007 11:19:02 AM PDT by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

You’re picking up some new converts here! Fact is, I’ve been so busy I couldn’t see the forest for the trees. Now it’s time to stop and get punny again.


293 posted on 07/08/2007 11:24:19 AM PDT by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: nicmarlo; Borax Queen
"...disguised as a tree,"

Could be Chertoff. He's about as effective as a tree when it comes to illegal alien issues.

294 posted on 07/08/2007 12:12:15 PM PDT by Czar ( StillFedUptotheTeeth@Washington)
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To: Czar; Borax Queen

But, Chertoff would likely send one of his underlings...or is that twigs? to the bank. : )


295 posted on 07/08/2007 12:13:49 PM PDT by nicmarlo
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To: Czar; nicmarlo
He's about as effective as a tree when it comes to illegal alien issues.

Rolling! That's insulting to the poor tree... :)

296 posted on 07/08/2007 12:26:26 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: nicmarlo; Czar

I think Jerkoff is more like the fungus growing on the side of the tree... or the mistletoe parasite...

*bad BQ*


297 posted on 07/08/2007 12:28:23 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Borax Queen; Czar

forget the mistletoe....that at least has some kind of affectionate thought there...even for parasites. : )


298 posted on 07/08/2007 12:33:42 PM PDT by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo

*gasp*


299 posted on 07/08/2007 12:40:52 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Borax Queen

: )


300 posted on 07/08/2007 12:44:07 PM PDT by nicmarlo
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