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Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
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Posted on 07/07/2007 6:10:59 PM PDT by nuconvert
Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
July 7, 2007
Police are on the hunt for a man who robbed a New Hampshire bank on Saturday disguised as a tree, according to MyFoxBoston.com.
The suspect walked into the Citizen's Bank in Manchester with tree branches duct taped to his body and demanded money from the teller.
The teller filled a bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded, the Web site reported.
Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: bankrobbery; crime; criminalenterprise; cunningplan; ducttape; newhampshire; shadycharacter; shubbery; stickittohim
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Canopy that this ne’er do well learned camoflage from a hitch spent fighting in the jungle?
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:59:35 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(This tagline optimized for the Mosaic browser. Profile updated Friday, July 6, 2007.)
Probably just local deadwood.
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posted on
07/07/2007 9:01:22 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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To: nuconvert
He couldn’t have gone far. He has roots in the community.
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posted on
07/07/2007 9:02:59 PM PDT
by
umgud
("When illegals are banned, only greedy businesses and welfare providers will have them)
To: umgud
lol
I must be getting punchy
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posted on
07/07/2007 9:04:44 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
([there are bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
To: i_dont_chat
Yeah, I want to see the tape from the bank as well. LOL
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posted on
07/07/2007 9:08:10 PM PDT
by
Shadowstrike
(Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
To: nuconvert
Cops claim his son is an arborescent adolescent whose favorite expression is ‘Hey Pappy, don’t be so sappy!’
To: Czar; Borax Queen
Police are on the hunt for a man who robbed a New Hampshire bank on Saturday disguised as a tree, Humor (to me) ping. : )
To: nuconvert
When asked in an afternoon press conference about the status of the FBI hunt to find this criminal, President Bush’s only comment was, “got wood?”
To: nuconvert
Okay...here's another...I guess his bark was worse than his bite, too ;-)
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posted on
07/07/2007 9:19:07 PM PDT
by
NordP
(HUNTER: "The real question for Mexico--Why are your people crossing burning deserts to get away?")
To: ZULU
250
posted on
07/07/2007 9:19:35 PM PDT
by
NordP
(HUNTER: "The real question for Mexico--Why are your people crossing burning deserts to get away?")
To: nuconvert
A clever escape plan, should someone attempt to chase him down. As they would reach for him, he would break away, and leaf them.
Of course the police commander wood then order his men to branch out and find the feller.
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posted on
07/07/2007 9:19:35 PM PDT
by
Zuriel
(Acts 2:38,39....nearly 2,000 years and still working today!)
To: dfwgator
Right, but tree-maters usually have some sort of camoflague.
Hey, what do I know? The guy was a tree-mater and needed some “hook-up” cash.
252
posted on
07/07/2007 9:22:31 PM PDT
by
raygun
(Why hasn't the "meat-cake" at the back of my fridge been voted one of the 7 Ancient Wonders?)
To: Borax Queen
To: Zuriel
Of course the police commander wood then order his men to branch out and find the feller. Never work; they wooden cedar guy...
254
posted on
07/07/2007 9:27:57 PM PDT
by
umbagi
To: nuconvert
A treemendously daring plan!
255
posted on
07/07/2007 9:28:15 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: nuconvert; Lijahsbubbe; martin_fierro; aculeus; dighton; Charles Henrickson
Shoot, how long before he’s transplanted to an insane a xylem?
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Thanks for the recent pun threads! The fact is, it’s been dormant for a while.
My take is, the guy is a former employee of Lendingtree.com.
He got cut there, and was looking to branch out.
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posted on
07/07/2007 9:48:51 PM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
To: Thinkin' Gal
To: lowbridge
Did they say what species of tree? Oak? Pine?
That would be profiling, and in this PC age we can't do that.
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