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Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
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Posted on 07/07/2007 6:10:59 PM PDT by nuconvert
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To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
07/08/2007 6:34:08 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
([there are bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
To: null and void
To prevent further robberies the bank will have a bunch of freshly watered dogs at the ready.
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posted on
07/08/2007 7:11:13 AM PDT
by
Loud Mime
(Countdown: a documentary on Keith Olberman's dwindling IQ)
To: 6SJ7
Wonder if the robbers name is Douglas Fir? No doubt that he was a naughty pine!
283
posted on
07/08/2007 7:13:17 AM PDT
by
Loud Mime
(Countdown: a documentary on Keith Olberman's dwindling IQ)
To: cripplecreek
.....I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this guy ain’t right.....
Note his description is so tied up with tree branches he can’t be identified. His ploy was successful.
284
posted on
07/08/2007 7:17:06 AM PDT
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. +12 . Happiness is a down sleeping bag)
To: nuconvert
Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses, a blue shirt and going by the name of Tim Burr.
285
posted on
07/08/2007 7:25:53 AM PDT
by
yetidog
To: yetidog
286
posted on
07/08/2007 7:26:58 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
([there are bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
To: Thinkin' Gal; nuconvert; Lijahsbubbe; martin_fierro; dighton; Charles Henrickson
Covered with branches he cut from a tree? Shear madness.
287
posted on
07/08/2007 7:30:40 AM PDT
by
aculeus
To: nuconvert
He obviously didn’t give a fig about the security cameras.
288
posted on
07/08/2007 7:32:50 AM PDT
by
csvset
To: csvset
To: sittnick
ha, i believed you robbed the bank dressed like a tree just so you could crack out all these gems.
To: nuconvert
Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank 
To: JayNorth
Did they say what species of tree? Oak? Pine?
That would be profiling, and in this PC age we can’t do that.
I think it’s ok, he’s just aspen.
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posted on
07/08/2007 11:19:02 AM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
You’re picking up some new converts here! Fact is, I’ve been so busy I couldn’t see the forest for the trees. Now it’s time to stop and get punny again.
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posted on
07/08/2007 11:24:19 AM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
To: nicmarlo; Borax Queen
"...disguised as a tree,"
Could be Chertoff. He's about as effective as a tree when it comes to illegal alien issues.
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posted on
07/08/2007 12:12:15 PM PDT
by
Czar
( StillFedUptotheTeeth@Washington)
To: Czar; Borax Queen
But, Chertoff would likely send one of his underlings...or is that twigs? to the bank. : )
To: Czar; nicmarlo
He's about as effective as a tree when it comes to illegal alien issues. Rolling! That's insulting to the poor tree... :)
To: nicmarlo; Czar
I think Jerkoff is more like the fungus growing on the side of the tree... or the mistletoe parasite...
*bad BQ*
To: Borax Queen; Czar
forget the mistletoe....that at least has some kind of affectionate thought there...even for parasites. : )
To: nicmarlo
To: Borax Queen
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