I know this isn't a big story.... but close your eyes and think for a moment.
Visualize thie:
Johnathon FUBARed his brother's truck... and his girlfriend... then hit his brother with one of those little extra-ugly green garden gnomes.
Close your eyes... and just imagine the scene. I'm guessing the perp, his brother and the girlfriend had about 100 IQ points and 100 teeth, combined, between them!
We are talking the shallow end of the gene pool here!
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To: MindBender26
2 posted on
07/05/2007 1:59:31 PM PDT by
spald
To: MindBender26
I say...am I going to die?
3 posted on
07/05/2007 2:04:17 PM PDT by
Clara Lou
(Fred Thompson, '08-- imwithfred.com)
To: MindBender26
“Police say a 26-year-old Port St. Lucie man was arrested after hitting his brother with a garden gnome”
“Is he going to die?”
5 posted on
07/05/2007 2:05:33 PM PDT by
Grunthor
(Once a cobra bit Fred Thompsons' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.)
To: MindBender26
8 posted on
07/05/2007 2:17:50 PM PDT by
NonValueAdded
(Brian J. Marotta, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub, (1948-2007) Rest In Peace, our FRiend)
To: martin_fierro
look what happened at the reunion ping
To: MindBender26
those garden gnomes really smart
time for some new legislation
11 posted on
07/05/2007 3:01:45 PM PDT by
vigilante2
(Thank You Troops)
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To: MindBender26
13 posted on
07/05/2007 3:26:55 PM PDT by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: MindBender26
14 posted on
07/05/2007 3:36:05 PM PDT by
Daffynition
(Label Warning: Formerly known as "rainbow sprinkles")
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No mention of possible gunplay as the scuffle didn’t happen during target practice.
Otherwise, it would have been a case of gnome on the range.
FUNNER & PUNNER PING —
If anyone wants either on or off of this list, you must be out of your minds....
21 posted on
07/05/2007 4:41:12 PM PDT by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: MindBender26
Better to be hit by one than...
Sybil: "Basil! Where are you going!?"
Basil: "To see Mr. O'Reilly, dear. I'm going to insert a large garden gnome into him."
22 posted on
07/05/2007 4:45:21 PM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Don't question faith. Don't answer lies.)
To: MindBender26
Johnathon Gesell then allegedly punched his brother's girlfriend in the face and smashed part of the rear tail light and quarter panel on his brother's truck with a baseball bat. Gnome run.
To: windcliff
25 posted on
07/05/2007 4:50:08 PM PDT by
stylecouncilor
(I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)
To: MindBender26
My garden gnomes, and have have about 12 of them, would never behave like that.
29 posted on
07/05/2007 5:18:14 PM PDT by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: MindBender26
How badly was the gnome injured?
Was use of the gnome as a weapon inspired by hate?
Is The National Association for Nondiscrimination Against Elves, Gnomes, and Little Ugly People [NANAEGULP] looking into why no hate crimes charges were filed?
32 posted on
07/05/2007 5:35:11 PM PDT by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
To: MindBender26
When Gnomes Go Bad !!!
36 posted on
07/05/2007 6:48:45 PM PDT by
Tainan
(Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
To: MindBender26
To: MindBender26
"We are talking the shallow end of the gene pool here!" Refugees from the human "G-Nome" project, no doubt.
To: MindBender26
Human G-nome project Trailer park style.
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