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Police Say Man Hit Brother With Lawn Gnome During Fight
AP through WFTV ^
| July 5, 2007
Posted on 07/05/2007 1:57:24 PM PDT by MindBender26
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I know this isn't a big story.... but close your eyes and think for a moment.
Visualize thie:
Johnathon FUBARed his brother's truck... and his girlfriend... then hit his brother with one of those little extra-ugly green garden gnomes.
Close your eyes... and just imagine the scene. I'm guessing the perp, his brother and the girlfriend had about 100 IQ points and 100 teeth, combined, between them!
We are talking the shallow end of the gene pool here!
To: MindBender26
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posted on
07/05/2007 1:59:31 PM PDT
by
spald
To: MindBender26
I say...am I going to die?
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posted on
07/05/2007 2:04:17 PM PDT
by
Clara Lou
(Fred Thompson, '08-- imwithfred.com)
To: Clara Lou
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posted on
07/05/2007 2:05:22 PM PDT
by
stm
(Fred Thompson in 08! Return our country to the era of Reagan Conservatism)
To: MindBender26
“Police say a 26-year-old Port St. Lucie man was arrested after hitting his brother with a garden gnome”
“Is he going to die?”
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posted on
07/05/2007 2:05:33 PM PDT
by
Grunthor
(Once a cobra bit Fred Thompsons' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.)
To: Grunthor
When gnomes are outlawed only outlaws will have gnomes.
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posted on
07/05/2007 2:12:45 PM PDT
by
dblshot
To: Grunthor
It’s important to gnome ones enimies.
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posted on
07/05/2007 2:14:02 PM PDT
by
dblshot
To: MindBender26
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posted on
07/05/2007 2:17:50 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(Brian J. Marotta, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub, (1948-2007) Rest In Peace, our FRiend)
To: spald
I guess we won’t be getting cheap quotes on cheap hotels and travel packages anytime soon since the Gnome needs someone to bail him out of jail... lol.
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posted on
07/05/2007 2:43:44 PM PDT
by
Prophet in the wilderness
(PSALM 53 : 1 The FOOL hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
To: martin_fierro
look what happened at the reunion ping
To: MindBender26
those garden gnomes really smart
time for some new legislation
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posted on
07/05/2007 3:01:45 PM PDT
by
vigilante2
(Thank You Troops)
To: 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; Augustus McCrae; ...
To: MindBender26
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posted on
07/05/2007 3:26:55 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: MindBender26
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posted on
07/05/2007 3:36:05 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Label Warning: Formerly known as "rainbow sprinkles")
To: martin_fierro
Heyyyyy,, I just escaped Port St. Lucie, stop reminding me how insane they’ve become! :-)
(PS: Port St. Lucie (actually a private development called “Tesoro” w/homes starting at $2m) just paid for and finally finished installing an E-pass only turnpike exit so the West Palm Beach elite refugees can travel back and forth without ever encountering the Port St. Lucie riff raff)
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posted on
07/05/2007 3:43:54 PM PDT
by
JoeSixPack1
(Think not of today.)
To: martin_fierro
Pass the assault gnome ban!
To: JoeSixPack1
To me, its simply Mets training camp.
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posted on
07/05/2007 4:08:47 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
(Rudy Giuliani, like Pesto and Seattle, belongs in the scrap heap of '90s Culture)
To: al baby; Allegra; Auntbee; BJClinton; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; exile; feinswinesuksass; ...
To: EveningStar; dighton
“I kept saying ‘no more!’ but he thought I said ‘gnome, more!’”
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posted on
07/05/2007 4:12:48 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Duncan Hunter 2008)
To: Clemenza
To me, its simply Mets training camp.St. Lucie West. (Town within a town) Major development - "Town of Tradition" 6,000 homes, bad water.
Or as my old school pals from NYC call it - Port St. Lucie. :-)
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posted on
07/05/2007 4:38:17 PM PDT
by
JoeSixPack1
(Think not of today.)
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