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****THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD****
Fourth of July ^

Posted on 06/29/2007 5:37:04 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Let's Celebrate Our

Independence!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!

 

Something to think about this 4th of July...

Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence?

Five signers were captured by the British as traitors and tortured before they died.

Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned.

Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army, another had two sons captured.

Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or hardships of the Revolutionary War.

They signed and they pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor.

What kind of men were they?

Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists. Eleven were merchants, nine were farmers and large plantation owners; men of means, well educated. But they signed the Declaration of Independence knowing full well that the penalty would be death if they were captured.

Carter Braxton of Virginia, a wealthy planter and trader, saw his ships swept from the seas by the British Navy.

He sold his home and properties to pay his debts, and died in rags.

Thomas McKeam was so hounded by the British that he was forced to move his family almost constantly. He served in the Congress without pay, and his family was kept in hiding. His possessions were taken from him, and poverty was his reward.

Vandals or soldiers looted the properties of Dillery, Hall, Clymer, Walton, Gwinnett, Heyward, Ruttledge, and Middleton.

At the battle of Yorktown, Thomas Nelson, Jr., noted that the British General Cornwallis had taken over the Nelson home for his headquarters. He quietly urged General George Washington to open fire. The home was destroyed, and Nelson died bankrupt.

Francis Lewis had his home and properties destroyed. The enemy jailed his wife, and she died within a few months.

John Hart was driven from his wife's bedside as she was dying. Their 13 children fled for their lives. His fields and his gristmill were laid to waste. For more than a year, he lived in forests and caves, returning home to find his wife dead and his children vanished. A few weeks later, he died from exhaustion and a broken heart.   Norris and Livingston suffered similar fates.

Such were the stories and sacrifices of the American Revolution. These were not wild-eyed, rabble-rousing ruffians. They were soft-spoken men of means and education. They had security, but they valued liberty more.  Standing tall, straight, and unwavering, they pledged: "For the support of this declaration, with firm reliance on the protection of the divine providence, we mutually pledge to each other, our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor."

They gave you and me a free and independent America. The history books never told you a lot about what happened in the Revolutionary War. We didn't fight just the British. We were British subjects at that time and we fought our own government!

Some of us take these liberties so much for granted, but we shouldn't.

So, take a few minutes while enjoying your 4th of July Holiday and silently thank these patriots.

It's not much to ask for the price they paid.

Remember:
Freedom is never free!

It's time we get the word out that patriotism is NOT a sin, and the Fourth of July has more to it than beer, picnics, and baseball games.

 

 

 

 

 “Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.”

~Abraham Lincoln


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: fourthofjuly; fridaysilliness; happybirthdayamerica; ofst
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To: Yorlik803

21......


21 posted on 06/29/2007 6:13:09 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( When are we going to draw a line a say"this far and no farther")
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To: Lucky9teen

bttt


22 posted on 06/29/2007 6:13:58 AM PDT by Deaf Smith
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To: Lucky9teen

Thanks!!!!/ another fine job as usual.:-)


23 posted on 06/29/2007 6:13:58 AM PDT by buck61
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To: Lucky9teen
Happy 4th to ALL!


24 posted on 06/29/2007 6:16:29 AM PDT by Daffynition (Label Warning: Formerly known as "rainbow sprinkles")
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To: Lucky9teen

25 posted on 06/29/2007 6:17:10 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG (Apparently my former party considers me an "ugly nativist".)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

send those women to me.. i’m gonna need to confiscate all those desecrated flags :)


26 posted on 06/29/2007 6:19:17 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!)
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To: Yorlik803; zeugma
Only three? Our family has a display that (so far) is quite unique--we fill a bucket (started with a 5-gallon and it has grown over the years) with bottle rockets--several hundred, so they all stand up on end. We then stick in one of those over-sized sparklers, light it, and run.

The display requires about an acre or so of open space.

27 posted on 06/29/2007 6:24:13 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

Jib Jab’s Star-Spangled Banner

http://www.jibjab.com/originals/star_spangled


28 posted on 06/29/2007 6:36:57 AM PDT by RDTF (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, but Democrats believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
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To: Lucky9teen

G’mornin’ all!


29 posted on 06/29/2007 6:40:30 AM PDT by TChris (The Republican Party is merely the Democrat Party's "away" jersey - Vox Day)
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To: Yorlik803
"You might be a redneck if you spend more on fireworks than on food."


30 posted on 06/29/2007 6:57:10 AM PDT by jdm
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

31 posted on 06/29/2007 7:03:53 AM PDT by pikachu (Be alert -- we need more lerts!)
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To: tomkow6

Howdy, Tomkow!
32 posted on 06/29/2007 7:08:34 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I Soar 'cause I can....)
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To: Lucky9teen

WoooHooo, I finally have something to post.
*************************
Hot Enough For You?

After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his way to the pearly gates.

There, he was greeted by George Washington.

“How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!” yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

Patrick Henry came up from behind. “You wanted to end America’s liberty, so they gave you death!” Henry punched Osama in the nose.

James Madison came next, and said, “This is why I allowed the government provide for the common defense!” He took a sledge hammer and whacked Osama’s knees.

Osama was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, and 65 other people who had the same love for liberty and America. As he writhed on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him back toward the gate where he was to be judged.

As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he screamed, “This is not what I was promised!”

An angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?”


33 posted on 06/29/2007 7:13:50 AM PDT by CSM ("The rioting arsonists are the same folks who scream about global warming." LibFreeOrDie 5/7/07)
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To: All
"... The Second Day of July 1776, will be the most memorable. Epocha, in the History of America. -- I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated, by succeeding Generations, as the great anniversary Festival. It ought to be commemorated, as the Day of Deliverance by solemn Acts of Devotion to God Almighty. It ought to be solemnized with Pomp and Parade, with Shews, Games, Sports, Guns, Bells, Bonfires and Illuminations from one End of this Continent to the other from this Time forward forever more."

--John Adams, Letter to Abigail Adams July 3, 1776 (the day following Congress’ vote in favor of independence)

34 posted on 06/29/2007 7:16:12 AM PDT by Fudd Fan (Don't you worry, never fear, FDT will soon be here. http://www.imwithfred.com)
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To: Lucky9teen

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.

After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe sheet,” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual
Maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent

S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you’re right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on rightwing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last..................

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.


35 posted on 06/29/2007 7:19:07 AM PDT by sure_fine ( • not one to over kill the thought process)
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To: CSM

There’s only 70 Virginians in the joke. :)


36 posted on 06/29/2007 7:19:57 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

Love the cartoons today!

My ancestors fought in the Revolution. Afterward, some remained loyal to Britain and moved to Canada; most did not, and their decendants (including me of course) remain mainly in Virginia but also elsewhere.

The wonderful thing about this country is, that those of us who can claim ancestors who actually had a hand in creating this Republic, have *everything that matters* in common with someone who is just beginning their citizenship process— LEGALLY! And we all share our love for the United States of America with our fellow patriots.

God bless us, every one... and God bless the United States of America!!


37 posted on 06/29/2007 7:30:02 AM PDT by Fudd Fan (Don't you worry, never fear, FDT will soon be here. http://www.imwithfred.com)
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To: ShadowAce

Help me with my math ... I only counted 69.


38 posted on 06/29/2007 7:42:03 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (All grey areas are fabrications)
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To: ShadowAce; CSM
Dang it! I found 71 this time. That closer than 69, but not quite 72.

Where's Waldo?

39 posted on 06/29/2007 7:43:52 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (All grey areas are fabrications)
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To: absolootezer0

40 posted on 06/29/2007 7:44:22 AM PDT by tomkow6 (........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)
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