[Uncledave]

Hat-tip to Powerline, conducting their own caption contest: http://powerlineblog.com/archives/017995.php

[samtheman]

"You are feeling sleepy, your eyes are getting heavy, you have malaise."

[dighton]

“My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space?”

[Red6]

I’m going to live for another 100 years, Muahaha, muahaha muahaha!

[Texas dog]

“Rabbits!!!”

[hershey]

Carter calls GW’s refusal to recognize Hamas (which has seized Gaza and butchered suspected Fatah teenagers by duct taping their mouths shut and tossing them off 14 story buildings) ‘criminal’.

[Kolb]

There I was, in a row boat with my brother Billy, when out of nowhere a vampire rabbit jumped from the water and tried to attack us...

[WakeUpAndVote]

I see Jewish people! They are everywhere! Boogie Boogie!

[Argus]

“Yes, in my heart I am lusting after Dolly Parton.”

[Brilliant]

"The stupidest thing that George W. Bush ever did
was to make Osama bin Laden mad at us."

[GalaxieFiveHundred]

[LibWhacker]

My heart lusts after big ones, like so.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Separated at birth?

[Brilliant]

Now I ask you... Who looks crazier?

[mcar]

[Wings-n-Wind]

This is the full position...

[lilylangtree]

“Abracadabra! I did not screw up the North Korean treaty.”

[taxesareforever]

“Even though I support Hamas terrorists, please, don’t send me into their stronghold”.

[MarineBrat]

[reagan_fanatic]

[gondramB]

Only together can we turn him to the Dark Side of the Force.