Drunk woman fell in concrete mixer

Ananova ^ | 6/20/07 | Staff

[Millee]

A drunk Russian woman had to be pulled out of a newly-laid road after she fell into a concrete mixer and then into a pool of drying asphalt.

Elena Pavlovna, 43, had been walking home after a lunchtime session with pals in the town of Kemerovo.

She saw her path was blocked by machinery left by workers who were taking a break from resurfacing a road and tried to step over the machinery.

But she slipped and fell into a concrete mixer which had been left on and after a few minutes of being twirled around inside with the concrete mix she was "poured" out onto a pool of asphalt.

As she struggled to get out of the asphalt mix she slipped further into it until only her head was sticking out. She was pulled out by rescue workers who were called by workmen when they came back from their break.

A rescue service spokesman said: "'Despite the fact that only part of her mouth was out in the open she did not shut up and kept on telling us what we should be doing. It was really annoying."

[Millee]

I hate it when that happens!

[andy58-in-nh]

I’m guessing that’s not the first time she got drunk and then got laid.

[Clam Digger]

Wow, some days do suck more than others. That must not be similar design to US mixers, because she’d likely be dead before she got out of the chute.

[Mr. Jeeves]

A rescue service spokesman said: "'Despite the fact that only part of her mouth was out in the open she did not shut up and kept on telling us what we should be doing. It was really annoying."

The jokes just write themselves. ;)

[Young Werther]

Investigators concluded it was the ass's fault!

[Sax]

I’m guessing that’s not the first time she got drunk and then got laid.

Lots of joyrides have been taken on Elena Pavlovna boulevard.

[TommyDale]

"I hate it when that happens!"

ROTFLMAO!!

[JRios1968]

“Hold mah beerski”

[andy58-in-nh]

Lots of joyrides have been taken on Elena Pavlovna boulevard.

Apparently, it's a wide road.

[shekkian]

That would be “Hold my Vodka.”

[Sax]

“One for the road??! Hell, I AM the road! Time to pay the toll!”

[JRios1968]

That would be toooooo obvious!

[GoldCountryRedneck]

I’m guessing that’s not the first time she got drunk and then got laid.

But probably the first time she got drunk and almost paved!

[NCC-1701]

It's a safe bet she didn't fall into one of these:

[b4its2late]

A rescue service spokesman said: "'Despite the fact that only part of her mouth was out in the open she did not shut up and kept on telling us what we should be doing. It was really annoying."

Ummmm.......

[Rightfootforward]

What a great story to tell at an AA meeting! She’d definitely get extra points for style.

Here’s hoping she gets sober. Amusing as the story is, that’s waaaaaaay past social drinking. IMHO, you understand.

[agent_delta]

Now, THAT’s drunk!

[ErnBatavia]

When I was having a new patio poured, the contractor told me about a home he was doing while everybody was at work or school...they'd just gotten it all down when the family dog ran out the doggie door...

...It ran around the entire area, then - covered with wet cement - back inside via said doggie door; not to be seen the rest of the time they were there.