[Millee]

I hate it when that happens!

[andy58-in-nh]

I’m guessing that’s not the first time she got drunk and then got laid.

[Clam Digger]

Wow, some days do suck more than others. That must not be similar design to US mixers, because she’d likely be dead before she got out of the chute.

[Mr. Jeeves]

A rescue service spokesman said: "'Despite the fact that only part of her mouth was out in the open she did not shut up and kept on telling us what we should be doing. It was really annoying."

The jokes just write themselves. ;)

[TommyDale]

"I hate it when that happens!"

ROTFLMAO!!

[JRios1968]

“Hold mah beerski”

[b4its2late]

A rescue service spokesman said: "'Despite the fact that only part of her mouth was out in the open she did not shut up and kept on telling us what we should be doing. It was really annoying."

Ummmm.......

[Rightfootforward]

What a great story to tell at an AA meeting! She’d definitely get extra points for style.

Here’s hoping she gets sober. Amusing as the story is, that’s waaaaaaay past social drinking. IMHO, you understand.

[agent_delta]

Now, THAT’s drunk!

[ErnBatavia]

When I was having a new patio poured, the contractor told me about a home he was doing while everybody was at work or school...they'd just gotten it all down when the family dog ran out the doggie door...

...It ran around the entire area, then - covered with wet cement - back inside via said doggie door; not to be seen the rest of the time they were there.