[redstates4ever]

"Kudos to you for earning it. I had to sleep my way to the top of the money pile."

"...And did you know I served in Vietnam?"

[redstates4ever]

Jon Carry caption *ping*

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Gates: You moron, you don’t even know where you are.

[TxCopper]

“It’s a good thing that you are smart, and you got your education, because otherwise, you might get stuck in Iraq.”

[Vision]

I would caption Kerry, but even here he looks boring.

What is up with the guy in the background?

[Gorzaloon]

Get Vista™ off my machine or I'll frag you."

[redstates4ever]

Gates, thinking: "Just laugh at whatever he says until he finally goes away."

[Reaganesque]

Kerry: No way, loser! Kirk could whip Picard's butt anytime!

[freedomson]

“I can reach a full 4 inches in length.”

[MacDorcha]

“How’s that ‘internet’ thing working out for ya?”

[Ouderkirk]

You know... politics... if you make the most of it, you work hard, you use some common sense, and you make an effort to be patriotic, you can do well. If you don’t... you get stuck as the ski-bum-boy-toy of a gin-soaked ketchup dowager.

[Vision]

Kerry looks like he's trying to tell super greedy dork "you're the man", but is about to fall over dead before the words get out of his mouth.

The guy in the background is like "What am I, not cool enough to hang with you guys?"

[Thrownatbirth]

"Just one word - ketchup."

[farmer18th]

"What I don't think you realize, Bill, is that with your operating systems, users can have two or more applications going at one time. I know that. Because I'm computer-savvy. But do poor people know that?"

[mak5]

Why, when I was in Cambodia at Christmas 1968, I had an idea for something called Doors...it was like Windows, but a better, smarter way. But, then I reconsidered and realized there was no need for anything like that.

[econjack]

"Yea, I know...you worked for your money. But can you believe I've slept my way to where I am with a Thingie only this big!?"

[OESY]

Words of Wisdom from The Master to The Graduate:
"There's a great future in plastic surgery. Think about it. Of course,
if you haven't married well like me and don't have the coins, try Botox."

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[ZinGirl]

“OK...let’s get our story straight.....YOU tell them that the whole ‘computer’ thing was MY idea....*I* will make sure you never have to worry about running out of ketchup for the REST OF YOUR LIFE”

[r9etb]

Rodney Dangerfield is not dead!

[reagan_fanatic]

"When are you coming out with another upgrade for Windows 95?"

[Rummyfan]

BG: Effing, get that hand away from me. I can buy and sell a cheap gigolo like you a hundred times over. And your drunken ditzy wife too!