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Dennis Miller on the hysterical global warming society (Last Night's Broadcast)
Foxnews.com ^ | June 17, 2007 | Dennis Miller

Posted on 06/18/2007 4:07:21 PM PDT by RDTF

hilarious

(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Science; Weather
KEYWORDS: dennismiller; globalwarming; halfhournewshour
link is directly to video at Fox website
1 posted on 06/18/2007 4:07:23 PM PDT by RDTF
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To: RDTF

Won’t load unfortunately, and I missed last nites episode.


2 posted on 06/18/2007 4:08:39 PM PDT by gidget7 (2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
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To: gidget7

try this link and then click on Dennis

http://www.foxnews.com/halfhournewshour/index.html


3 posted on 06/18/2007 4:09:22 PM PDT by RDTF (www.imwithfred.com)
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To: RDTF

Absolutely worth the listen!!!


4 posted on 06/18/2007 4:16:09 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Brian J. Marotta, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub, (1948-2007) Rest In Peace, our FRiend)
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To: RDTF

Thanks, even trying it from there, for some reason I am unable to play video from fox. Maybe it is a security thing on my pc, I don’t know. I have noticed it before, on fox videos.


5 posted on 06/18/2007 4:19:25 PM PDT by gidget7 (2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
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To: gidget7

it may be a pop up blocker issue - hit the ‘ctrl’ key when you click and see if that works...


6 posted on 06/18/2007 4:20:37 PM PDT by RDTF (www.imwithfred.com)
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To: All
...hit the ‘ctrl’ key when you click and see if that works...

If not, give us an 'ALT-H'...

7 posted on 06/18/2007 4:39:38 PM PDT by O Neill (Aye, Katie Scarlett, the ONLY thing that lasts is the land...)
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To: RDTF

No dice. THat’s ok it will turn up on you tube eventually. It seems to be a java script or active x problem. Thanks for you help though ;)


8 posted on 06/18/2007 4:40:32 PM PDT by gidget7 (2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
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To: RDTF

bump


9 posted on 06/19/2007 1:02:03 AM PDT by tje
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To: RDTF

Very funny, Dennis Miller is getting better with age.


10 posted on 06/19/2007 6:32:35 AM PDT by Lonewolf251
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To: O Neill
...hit the ‘ctrl’ key when you click and see if that works...

If not, give us an 'ALT-H'...

ctrl-alt-delete?

11 posted on 06/19/2007 2:49:06 PM PDT by 3catsanadog (Vote for the person at the primaries; vote for the party at the election.)
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To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; KlueLass; ...
Ping!
12 posted on 06/19/2007 9:55:24 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Time heals all wounds, particularly when they're not yours. Profile updated June 15, 2007.)
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To: SunkenCiv

I loved it! And the Conspiracy Corner video was even funnier. Too bad the 1/2 Hour News Hours is only on cable; the bits of it I’ve seen so far are great. On Youtube they have the speeches given by President Limbaugh and Vice President Coulter; what a dream ticket!


13 posted on 06/20/2007 2:39:10 AM PDT by Berosus ("The candidates that can't face Fox News can't face Al Qaeda."--Roger Ailes)
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To: SunkenCiv
Oh. Sorry I missed it!

'Previously', in case you missed it...

When Did Nature Get So Whiney?

Friday , September 12, 2003

By Dennis Miller

FC1

Hey, get this ... I want to talk about environmentalists. You know, the full-timers. The ones who make their living off it.

You get the feeling this isn't about preservation for them, it's about self-preservation. Some of their stances have now rocketed right past obstinate and into arbitrary.

What about Alaska? Is Alaska just off limits forever? We got Alaska for like four bucks in Mallo Cup (search) money — the Russkies were in yet another vodka stupor, they had no idea what they were doing. We called it Seward's Folly, but now all of a sudden people act like it's Valhalla. Why? Because the caribou (search) live there? Are you kidding me?

I didn't even know what caribou were, so I researched it. Caribou are large North American reindeer. In other words, reindeer who couldn't make the show. We have now given one of the only 50 states we have to a herd of Simu-Bullwinkles!

You know, we have to be more specific about we mean when we say “the environment.” Air quality? Yeah, count me in. Caribou? No. Uh-uh. For the foreseeable future, we're going to need oil products because I don't like the idea of hydrogen cars. I'm not sure I want to be cruising around a mall parking lot filled with a thousand mini-Hindenburgs.

When did nature get so whiney? We're not allowed to do anything to nature anymore, except look at it. It's like porn with leaves. And where's this delicate balance I always hear so much about? Every time I watch "Animal Planet," I see a rabid harp seal popping penguins down his gullet like they were maitre d'Tic Tacs. To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged eustachian tube (search).

And then there's global warming. I didn’t even know the details on global warming so I looked it up. There are a lot of vying statistics, but I think the crux of it is the temperature has gone up roughly 1.8 degrees over a hundred years. Am I the only one who finds that amazingly stable? Hey, I'm happy it's gone up. I'm always a little chilly anyway.

Then people ask me if I'm worried about the effects of global warming on my kids. Well, obviously I love my kids and I want them to live to be a 100. So that's another 1.8. My kids’ kids? Three point six. I'll just tell them we moved to Phoenix.

Got that?


14 posted on 06/21/2007 1:44:36 AM PDT by Seadog Bytes (OPM - The Liberal 'solution' to every societal problem. (Other People's Money))
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To: Seadog Bytes

:’)


15 posted on 06/21/2007 7:42:52 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Time heals all wounds, particularly when they're not yours. Profile updated June 20, 2007.)
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