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Sex romp in crane cab halted by cop (Friday humor)
Miami Herald ^
| 6/15/2007
| Staff
Posted on 06/15/2007 5:41:23 AM PDT by GFritsch
PUNTA GORDA -- (AP) -- A police officer interrupted a couple's weekend sex romp on top of a 100-foot construction crane, but let them go with a warning, authorities said.
Police went to the construction site to investigate Saturday night after bystanders spotted the couple climbing into the cab of the crane. An officer's command to come down was followed by a naked foot popping over the railing, police said.
The officer noted the couple then got dressed and climbed down.
The man, who worked at the site and had keys to the crane, told officers he was photographing the city skyline.
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...he was photographing the city skyline.I wonder if the officer examined his camera?
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posted on
06/15/2007 5:41:24 AM PDT
by
GFritsch
To: GFritsch
Couple trying to join the “.528 Mile Club”?
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posted on
06/15/2007 5:45:26 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jazzy
(Very Proud Dad of LCpl Smoothguy242 USMC of 1/3 Marines, now fighting for freedom, on duty in Iraq.)
To: GFritsch
Yesterday it was “naked driver”, today it’s “Naked Pile Driver”..........
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posted on
06/15/2007 5:52:28 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Bite your tongue. It tastes a lot better than crow................)
To: GFritsch
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posted on
06/15/2007 5:53:27 AM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(It's never a good time to get sucked into an evil vortex.)
To: GFritsch
The man, who worked at the site and had keys to the crane, told officers he was photographing the city skyline.No, he said he was documenting recent erections.
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posted on
06/15/2007 5:54:25 AM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(It's never a good time to get sucked into an evil vortex.)
To: SlowBoat407
"Hey, babe, Lemme take you up to where I work, and I'll show you PUNTA GORDA.............
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posted on
06/15/2007 6:05:06 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Bite your tongue. It tastes a lot better than crow................)
To: SlowBoat407
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posted on
06/15/2007 6:06:34 AM PDT
by
FremontLives
(If I must choose between righteousness and peace, I choose righteousness- Theodore Roosevelt)
To: Mr. Jazzy
Couple trying to join the “.528 Mile Club”? 100 feet equals 0.019 miles.
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posted on
06/15/2007 7:03:49 AM PDT
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: thackney
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posted on
06/15/2007 8:10:45 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jazzy
(Very Proud Dad of LCpl Smoothguy242 USMC of 1/3 Marines, now fighting for freedom, on duty in Iraq.)
To: GFritsch
HAHAHA!!!
The officer noted the couple then got dressed and climbed down.
(The cop got dressed and climbed down after he "noted the couple.")
OR
The officer noted THAT the couple then got dressed and climbed down
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posted on
06/15/2007 8:15:22 AM PDT
by
bannie
To: GFritsch
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posted on
06/15/2007 10:25:12 AM PDT
by
Dumpster Baby
("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
To: bannie
What can I say?
This is, after all, the Miami Herald.
It would appear that the 'officer' got his jollies and then dismounted.
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posted on
06/15/2007 12:17:26 PM PDT
by
GFritsch
('All men will hate you because of me, but he who stands firm to the end will be saved'." -)
To: GFritsch
An officer's command to come down was followed by a naked foot popping over the railing, A naked foot? I never knew that having no shoes on somehow made me partially naked. I'll have to remember that next time I babysit. Wouldn't want to get arrested or anything...
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posted on
06/15/2007 12:38:06 PM PDT
by
ToddBush
(Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas...)
To: GFritsch; Dumpster Baby; Joe 6-pack
Never, ever leave any evidence behind.
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posted on
06/15/2007 12:59:30 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Label Warning: Formerly known as "rainbow sprinkles")
To: Daffynition
Geez...you can see the marks left on the women’s volvo!!
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posted on
06/15/2007 1:00:39 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
To: Joe 6-pack
HAHAHAHA!
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posted on
06/15/2007 1:03:34 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Label Warning: Formerly known as "rainbow sprinkles")
To: Xenalyte
I thought you would appreciate the sentence structure.
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posted on
06/15/2007 3:13:39 PM PDT
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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