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...he was photographing the city skyline.

I wonder if the officer examined his camera?

1 posted on 06/15/2007 5:41:24 AM PDT by GFritsch
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To: GFritsch

Couple trying to join the “.528 Mile Club”?


2 posted on 06/15/2007 5:45:26 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (Very Proud Dad of LCpl Smoothguy242 USMC of 1/3 Marines, now fighting for freedom, on duty in Iraq.)
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To: GFritsch

Yesterday it was “naked driver”, today it’s “Naked Pile Driver”..........


3 posted on 06/15/2007 5:52:28 AM PDT by Red Badger (Bite your tongue. It tastes a lot better than crow................)
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Sex cab for cutie?


4 posted on 06/15/2007 5:53:27 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (It's never a good time to get sucked into an evil vortex.)
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To: GFritsch
The man, who worked at the site and had keys to the crane, told officers he was photographing the city skyline.

No, he said he was documenting recent erections.

5 posted on 06/15/2007 5:54:25 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (It's never a good time to get sucked into an evil vortex.)
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To: GFritsch
HAHAHA!!!

The officer noted the couple then got dressed and climbed down.
(The cop got dressed and climbed down after he "noted the couple.")

OR

The officer noted THAT the couple then got dressed and climbed down

10 posted on 06/15/2007 8:15:22 AM PDT by bannie
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11 posted on 06/15/2007 10:25:12 AM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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An officer's command to come down was followed by a naked foot popping over the railing,

A naked foot? I never knew that having no shoes on somehow made me partially naked. I'll have to remember that next time I babysit. Wouldn't want to get arrested or anything...

13 posted on 06/15/2007 12:38:06 PM PDT by ToddBush (Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas...)
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To: GFritsch; Dumpster Baby; Joe 6-pack
Never, ever leave any evidence behind.


14 posted on 06/15/2007 12:59:30 PM PDT by Daffynition (Label Warning: Formerly known as "rainbow sprinkles")
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