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Rove Strikes Again! (Top Secret Political Source Reveals All)
self | Jun 6, 2007 | dat mon

Posted on 06/05/2007 10:54:35 PM PDT by Dat Mon

NOTE: I RECEIVED THIS SECRET EMAIL TONIGHT FROM A SECRET SOURCE DEEP WITHIN THE WHITEHOUSE POLITICAL OPERATIONS GROUP. I CANNOT REVEAL THE SOURCE OF THIS CONFIDENTIAL INFO. THIS IS AN EXCERPT...

(please pass this info along to your frineds, and ask them to also pass it along....also ask them to send a small donation to my Internet Service provider, a Mr Smith who is located in Nigeria.)

"You guys just don't get it!!! (:0(

In your hyperbolic hysterical zeal to wallow in your whiny Bush Derangement Syndrome...you all have neglected the obvious...this Comprehensive Immigration Wealth Redistribution Bill was designed by Bush and Rove to fail!!!

Bush and Rove are playing four dimensional Vulcan space time continuum chess...whereas you all are playing Chutes and Ladders!!! (and poorly too, I must add)

You see...while you all whine...Rove has been working diligently night and day... off in a dank, poorly lit corner of the WH basement...using an old but powerful Cray computer and a copy of Windows 98 they borrowed from Chertoff...and he has developed a new political paradigm...it works kinda like Artificial Intelligence (or so I'm told).

I could tell you more...but then Id have to assassinate Jims server.

Using the theories of Machiavelli, Jung, Horney, Skinner, Cleese, Palin, Idle, and Bill Gates...he has synthesized a new approach for the Republican party.

It is known as DSSSS (Double Super Secret Soccer-mom Strategery)...and it will DESTROY the Democrat party!!!

Now sit back, and watch Rove the magnificent Windows 98 bastard show his stuff!!!"

(BTW...If this guys right...do I win a toaster???) (;0)


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KEYWORDS: amnesty; bush; machiavelli; toasterforbrains; toasters
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To: Dat Mon

Fret not : )


21 posted on 06/05/2007 11:27:09 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! "Read my lips....No new RINO's" !!)
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To: Squidpup
cat-like typing detected

Nope. Can't be. If I was a mod I would throw my arse out, change the locks and and install gunports. It's hard to kick myself in the butt as I sail through the doorway.

22 posted on 06/05/2007 11:27:14 PM PDT by MARTIAL MONK
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To: Dat Mon

I want what you are taking....is it expensive?


23 posted on 06/05/2007 11:35:29 PM PDT by wardaddy (on parole)
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To: wardaddy

GlenLivet 18


24 posted on 06/05/2007 11:39:04 PM PDT by Dat Mon (Apply the same standards to THIS Justice Department as you once did to the Clinton Justice D.)
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To: Dat Mon

“Joke” .. Poor is putting it mildly!

And .. just for clarification .. the only people suffering from “Bush Derangement Syndrome” are the democrats .. not the real FReepers on FR.


25 posted on 06/05/2007 11:42:14 PM PDT by CyberAnt (What is it about "ILLEGAL" that people don't understand ..??)
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To: Dat Mon
At first I wondered how you managed to chew through the leather straps and find your way to a keyboard. But now I get it. It’s a joke.....a distraction if you will.
26 posted on 06/06/2007 1:59:51 AM PDT by Jaysun (It's like people who hate corn bread and hate anchovies, but love cornchovie bread.)
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To: Dat Mon

Fun stuff, DM——very, very cleverly done.

My fave: “Using the theories of Machiavelli, Jung, Horney, Skinner, Cleese, Palin, Idle, and Bill Gates...Rove has synthesized a new approach for the Republican party. It is known as DSSSS (Double Super Secret Soccer-mom Strategery)...and it will DESTROY the Democrat party!!!”

ROTFL.

BTW, for those that got snagged——you shoulda glommed on to the first “clue” —— the reference to the Nigerian email.


27 posted on 06/06/2007 6:06:35 AM PDT by Liz (It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. Voltaire)
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At first I wondered how you managed to chew through the leather straps and find your way to a keyboard......

Now that's funny............LOL.

28 posted on 06/06/2007 6:11:09 AM PDT by Liz (It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. Voltaire)
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To: Dat Mon

nice choice..


29 posted on 06/06/2007 7:31:04 AM PDT by wardaddy (on parole)
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To: wardaddy; Liz

Free Republic is kinda like a shot ‘n a beer kind of place...but upscale.

Single malts...and cold ones like my favs....

Stella Artois....for summer outdoors
La Rossa.....overall fav...great with Italian food
Smiths Oatmeal Stout.....good cold weather brew.

How about you

Now as for the ‘other’ site out there...I would recommend a good 1997 California Merlot of complex character, best drunk while wearing a tweed jacket, turtleneck, and loafers with the tassels.


30 posted on 06/06/2007 8:51:18 AM PDT by Dat Mon (Apply the same standards to THIS Justice Department as you once did to the Clinton Justice D.)
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To: Dat Mon

Glenlivet Nadurra 16


31 posted on 06/06/2007 8:56:47 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Satan is working both sides of the street in World Socialism and World Courts.)
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To: Dat Mon
"THE" GlenLivet 18......

In the interest of accuracy.

In our house we keep four whiskies in crystal decanters of different shapes. Dewars for any heathen who mixes whisky with soda (shudder). Black for those who drink it right but who are not particularly good friends. The Glenlivet 12 for friends and the 18 for really good friends.

32 posted on 06/06/2007 10:24:01 AM PDT by wtc911 ("How you gonna get back down that hill?")
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