Posted on 06/05/2007 10:54:35 PM PDT by Dat Mon
NOTE: I RECEIVED THIS SECRET EMAIL TONIGHT FROM A SECRET SOURCE DEEP WITHIN THE WHITEHOUSE POLITICAL OPERATIONS GROUP. I CANNOT REVEAL THE SOURCE OF THIS CONFIDENTIAL INFO. THIS IS AN EXCERPT...
(please pass this info along to your frineds, and ask them to also pass it along....also ask them to send a small donation to my Internet Service provider, a Mr Smith who is located in Nigeria.)
"You guys just don't get it!!! (:0(
In your hyperbolic hysterical zeal to wallow in your whiny Bush Derangement Syndrome...you all have neglected the obvious...this Comprehensive Immigration Wealth Redistribution Bill was designed by Bush and Rove to fail!!!
Bush and Rove are playing four dimensional Vulcan space time continuum chess...whereas you all are playing Chutes and Ladders!!! (and poorly too, I must add)
You see...while you all whine...Rove has been working diligently night and day... off in a dank, poorly lit corner of the WH basement...using an old but powerful Cray computer and a copy of Windows 98 they borrowed from Chertoff...and he has developed a new political paradigm...it works kinda like Artificial Intelligence (or so I'm told).
I could tell you more...but then Id have to assassinate Jims server.
Using the theories of Machiavelli, Jung, Horney, Skinner, Cleese, Palin, Idle, and Bill Gates...he has synthesized a new approach for the Republican party.
It is known as DSSSS (Double Super Secret Soccer-mom Strategery)...and it will DESTROY the Democrat party!!!
Now sit back, and watch Rove the magnificent Windows 98 bastard show his stuff!!!"
(BTW...If this guys right...do I win a toaster???) (;0)
ping....this is very important!!!!
Uh time for a nap?
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troll??
Haven’t listened to Rush Limbaugh in many a year, but he used to say to the effect of “leave the humor to the professionals”, or something like that. Nice try though.
not sure I’m buying it. bush is a new world order kind of guy.
I don’t believe a single solitary thing that Bush or Rove, or Chertoff, or Gonzales says. They are all liars!
Perhaps they are playing games by pissing us off constantly...
But only the slow and soft-headed need to be angered. Real conservatives are already mad about a good many things in the world.
I think so.
drunk
I thought we could all use a little break from the poltical turmoil and intrigue.
Nope.
cat-like typing detected
Im trying to work around the anger.
This was an attempt to get us all to lighten up a bit.
This last week has been grim. Trying to lighten us up a bit.
The nested WAIT statements within the Z-visa prevent vectorization.
Cheers!
Well .. so far I’m not buying!
Main reason: Who the heck are you that people “deep in the WH” would be sending you “secret” info ..??
And .. it’s been well-known for some time that the WH was all for Amnesty (or some variation thereof), so why would Rove and Bush be planning some other scheme to destroy the dems ..??
Doesn’t make much sense to me.
I loved the President’s speech today .. and I wish he’d put on his cowboy boots and hat again .. I miss that person.
Fair enough....no offence intended : )
My apologies...it was a joke...an apparently poor one at that.
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