[gas_dr]

Creamy ranch?

[antiRepublicrat]

for contaminating salad dressing with semen

Oh just say what you mean, he jerked off on a plate of salad at school.

The punishment will be nothing compared to the ridicule he'll get from fellow students.

[krb]

I wonder how he got caught. Perhaps some girl (or guy!) was like “now wait a minute...where have I tasted this before? Oh yeah...”

[Red Badger]

I DO NOT EAT SALADS OUTSIDE MY HOME.......now you know why........

[VR-21]

Ugh! Talk about revolting. I guess we should be relieved to know that it wasn’t one of the faculty or the Principal.

[Spruce]

Something like this would have earned you permanent tenure on the ass-kicking list when I was in school.

[Tatze]

This could be interesting!!

[jdm]

"I thought you said this would be a Caesar salad"

[SouthTexas]

Must be a VEGAN if he can get off on a salad.

[skeptoid]

From the Daily Herald

.

Marco Castro

......Administrators became aware of the allegation shortly thereafter, when a group of students reported Castro. Afterward, the senior was expelled. He had enough credits to graduate, though. He told police he developed the prank after watching the movie "Jackass Number Two," which features a series of crude stunts. ....

.. ..AND:

.....To ensure this never happens again, Wheaton Warrenville Community Unit District 200 officials said they switched to industrial-size containers for salad dressing that can't be as easily smuggled out of the room.......

[Xenalyte]

Students reported Castro, and the senior was expelled from Wheaton North. There were no reported cases of illness following the incident.

At the risk of being suspended, I gotta say I can't figure out why illness would have been reported.

It's not like this was the first time any human swallowed some of that.

[Continental Soldier]

Will this ‘incident’ be recorded in his ‘permanent record?’ :)

[Slings and Arrows]

In every group of young people you'll find a bad seed.

[camle]

Marco Castro? or Marco Castrate?

[Danae]

Oh I gotta barf now >.<