I wonder how he got caught. Perhaps some girl (or guy!) was like “now wait a minute...where have I tasted this before? Oh yeah...”
why does he have to do community service work with AIDS patients?
No, most likely some other perv was contaminating the gravy at the same time and in the same place, then got to the principal’s office before Marco sicko.
Damn, you beat me! (uh, don’t take that wording wrong)