Done with Schwarzenegger and God, Paris Hilton turns to Buddha for help

daily mail ^ | 23rd May 2007

[george76]

Paris Hilton is pulling out all stops to avoid going to prison.

She's already put in a plea to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and turned to God with church visits and Bible readings - now she’s making sure to cover all spiritual bases.

The 26-year-old has turned to Buddha to save her from her 23-day jail sentence.

[Gideon Reader]

I doubt that she CAN read them.

[Sacajaweau]

I thought my neck was long. She’s part giraffe!! (We’re such cats) :-)

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

I was just thinking about the bizarre image of her in a burkha, and the worldwide riots that would ensue when she is tossed in jail by the infidels.

[Sloth]

I doubt she reads them.

I doubt she can read.

[mthornburg]

Honestly, I think we should just stop posting all stories about this human trainwreck. She does not deserve any sort of attention or recognition.

[freekitty]

You think those hair extensions will last through her incarceration?

[stboz]

Why do I picture her sitting in a church pew talking on a cell phone?

OH my Gaaaa....you know????

[george76]

Paris is so confused.

Is she looking for her inner soul thru Budda or is she happy with the hair extensions alone ?

/s

[freekitty]

ROTFLOL

[freekitty]

It looks like her pathetic pose.