Ever wanted to pout and storm out but couldn't whine properly on your own? Now there's help!
>>You've been angry lately. No one likes you and you feel that you aren't getting the respect that you deserve. Those other people on the internet, they should feel lucky to share a community with you! How do you catch their attention and let them know what they'll be missing? Simple! Flounce out of the community. With a wide range of quotes taken from ACTUAL past flounce-posts, you know that the results will be good and everyone will respect you more for taking the moral high ground. You can pick as many options as you please in each category- or none at all! Happy drama!<<
Boy it really varies with the choices you pick
>>Goodbye everyone, Since there has been discussion regarding whether or not my posts to this community are relevant, I have decided to no longer post here. I’ve enjoyed my time here...meeting a lot of you, but I simply find this community’s rules too restrictive, and since I write what I feel, without regard to content (Is it sexist? Is it parental? Is it political? Is it, God forbid, all three??), this community will only end up stifling my originality, and I have no intentions of letting myself be censored in this way. this community would be much better if you didnt jump down every persons throat on almost every damn post. I hope all you fat cows die. I will never post here again.<<
I don’t know... I thought this site is hilarious - but then I’m old and jaded on the subject of opuses (opi?) Enjoy.
Goodbye everyone, it’s become clear that I can’t post anything in this stupid forum without being the subject of ridicule and persecution without anyone even bothering to stop and wonder if they’re being worse than the fluffies they pretend to despise. I have a rash NONE OF YOU CAN READ HIGHER THAN A FOURTH-GRADE LEVEL!
Buh bye...
Goodbye everyone, I no longer feel welcome here, or that kinship I was searching for. that was a disgusting waste of my inbox. No, you mutated children, crossbreeds between hagfish and a puddle of babboon vomit, just FLAT OUT ASSUMED that I am some drugged-out fluffy who plays violent video games and names Deities after them. Not looking for sympathy or anything either. Just pointing something out before I take my leave of this community.
For a minute there, I thought you were serious.... LOL...
Goodbye everyone, No, you mutated children, crossbreeds between hagfish and a puddle of babboon vomit, just FLAT OUT ASSUMED that I am some drugged-out fluffy who plays violent video games and names Deities after them.
Kind of neat if you ask me I got
Goodbye everyone, To the rest, enjoy your illusions of moral and intellectual superiority. I’d rather waste my time in groups where people actually talk topics.
Recanting that of course since these are not my words VBG
You know..., this could get confusing in mighty short amount of time... Uh-oh!! LOL...
Goodbye everyone!, Humiliated after the last few weeks or so of posts (and the often aggressively and needlessly snarky comment storm that accompanies several of them), I feel that I must leave this community. I hope you fall off your soap box someday and bust your ass. Get bent!
Goodbye everyone, it’s become clear that I can’t post anything in this stupid forum without being the subject of ridicule and persecution without anyone even bothering to stop and wonder if they’re being worse than the fluffies they pretend to despise. Well since no one here wants to hear people’s opinions or views, and you must have to know someone who posts alot well not to be hounded everytime you post...then I will take leave of this place. I’ve enjoyed my time here...meeting a lot of you, but I simply find this community’s rules too restrictive, and since I write what I feel, without regard to content (Is it sexist? Is it parental? Is it political? Is it, God forbid, all three??), this community will only end up stifling my originality, and I have no intentions of letting myself be censored in this way. i hope you fall off your soap box someday and bust your ass. I won’t waste my hate on you.
Goodbye everyone, Well since no one here wants to hear people’s opinions or views, and you must have to know someone who posts alot well not to be hounded everytime you post...then I will take leave of this place. After the last few weeks or so of posts (and the often aggressively and needlessly snarky comment storm that accompanies several of them), I feel that I must leave this community. this community would be much better if you didnt jump down every persons throat on almost every damn post. May the memory of me haunt your dreams.
Goodbye everyone, Well since no one here wants to hear people’s opinions or views, and you must have to know someone who posts alot well not to be hounded everytime you post...then I will take leave of this place.
Well I tried pleasing everyone and it’s just waisting my time.
No, you mutated children, crossbreeds between hagfish and a puddle of babboon vomit, just FLAT OUT ASSUMED that I am some drugged-out fluffy who plays violent video games and names Deities after them.
LOL!
Seen a many opus’s over the years, and what cracks me up the most? How after they do leave on their own accord, how they lived possessed with the place. I know folks who have given their farewell speech, 5 years ago, and are STILL over at the other forums ragging on this place!
It’s kinda like being a woman who has been done wrong by a lover. They never really get over it!
As the World turns, so does Free Republic and her History! ...lol...
Might be worthy of your not-a-ping list.
Goodbye everyone, Since there has been discussion regarding whether or not my posts to this community are relevant, I have decided to no longer post here. I’ve enjoyed my time here...meeting a lot of you, but I simply find this community’s rules too restrictive, and since I write what I feel, without regard to content (Is it sexist? Is it parental? Is it political? Is it, God forbid, all three??), this community will only end up stifling my originality, and I have no intentions of letting myself be censored in this way. You don’t feel creative? Are your friends changing? Maybe life is different. Maybe that’s good. Maybe you need to spend a few years alone. i’m out of here. i am not sad about it either.
No one will ever top this one! I wish I could remember who posted it. It shows up on the odd troll/zot thread. It’s not really an opus but don’t you love it!
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I’ll bet you couldn’t pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.
You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.
May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool.
You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything.
Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been “right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and generally Not Good.
Goodbye to every one of you subhumans on this forum. All of you are humorless idiots who never LOL at my very insightful and humor-filled posts. I hope you all are happy now, and I am leaving this crappy site forever(-ever-ever-ever-ever!) Enjoy your pitiful lives without me.
(Hey, that was fun!)
Come, come out into the sunshine you dirty snakes, shower and put on some fresh clothes and suck in some of that fresh air. Also get some sort of job and start paying your poor mother some rent and go get some groceries.