Posted on 05/15/2007 7:55:12 PM PDT by Kimmers
1. Open a new file folder in your computer.
2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Click "Empty the trash."
5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary Rodham Clinton?"
6. Firmly Click "Yes."
7. Feel better.
PS: Next week you can do Nancy Pelosi
You deserve to feel GOOD!
I could do this for a lot of congresscritters.
ROTFLMAO!
Thank you so much for my newest stress relief method!
LOL, thanks for the giggle, I could go on forever doing that.
You are welcome....
I love it!
Great stress reliever, LOL! Thanks a bunch!
I’ve always heard that for a positive outlook just get up every morning and eat a live toad. Nothinng you do the rest of the day will seem so bad!
Ha! Someone’s rewriting this....I got a different one tonight. Equally funny...
20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your
Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
“In.”
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling
Diamonds”
7. Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With The
Prophecy.”
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious
face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t
Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
All Day.
15. Five Days In
Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re Not In
The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won!, I
Won!”
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
“Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!”
19.
Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let
One Of You Go.”
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