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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK (humor)
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Posted on 05/15/2007 7:55:12 PM PDT by Kimmers

1. Open a new file folder in your computer.

2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Click "Empty the trash."

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary Rodham Clinton?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better.

PS: Next week you can do Nancy Pelosi

You deserve to feel GOOD!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: clinton; file; pelosi
OK, this was sent to me today and thought it worth sharing.....maybe some have recived it maybe some have not just the same enjoy.....
1 posted on 05/15/2007 7:55:15 PM PDT by Kimmers
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To: Kimmers

I could do this for a lot of congresscritters.


2 posted on 05/15/2007 7:58:16 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Kimmers

ROTFLMAO!
Thank you so much for my newest stress relief method!


3 posted on 05/15/2007 7:59:07 PM PDT by sarasmom ( The cover of my "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" is now flashing "Panic".)
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To: Army Air Corps
The possibilities are endless.
4 posted on 05/15/2007 7:59:17 PM PDT by Kimmers (Coram Deo)
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To: Kimmers

LOL, thanks for the giggle, I could go on forever doing that.


5 posted on 05/15/2007 7:59:53 PM PDT by angelsonmyside
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To: sarasmom

You are welcome....


6 posted on 05/15/2007 8:00:21 PM PDT by Kimmers (Coram Deo)
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To: Kimmers

I love it!


7 posted on 05/15/2007 8:00:55 PM PDT by Bullish ( Reality is the best cure for delusion.)
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To: Kimmers

Great stress reliever, LOL! Thanks a bunch!


8 posted on 05/15/2007 8:02:33 PM PDT by alwaysconservative (No wonder Bill Clinton is worried about global warming: another chunk of ice fell off Hillary!)
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To: Kimmers

I’ve always heard that for a positive outlook just get up every morning and eat a live toad. Nothinng you do the rest of the day will seem so bad!


9 posted on 05/15/2007 8:03:46 PM PDT by TnGOP (Petey the dog is my foriegn policy advisor. He's really quite good!)
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To: Kimmers

Ha! Someone’s rewriting this....I got a different one tonight. Equally funny...


10 posted on 05/15/2007 8:34:43 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (See HiJinx's tag line....then DO it!!!!)
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To: Kimmers

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your
Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
“In.”

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling
Diamonds”

7. Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With The
Prophecy.”

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious
face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t
Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds
All Day.

15. Five Days In
Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re Not In
The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won!, I
Won!”

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
“Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!”

19.
Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let
One Of You Go.”


11 posted on 05/15/2007 8:35:42 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (See HiJinx's tag line....then DO it!!!!)
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To: Army Air Corps

bump for later


12 posted on 05/15/2007 10:25:20 PM PDT by bobbyd (Flyer, I love and miss you...Lords best my FRiend)
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