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Appendix-removal via the mouth leaves no scar
newscientist.com ^ | 04-30-2007 | Duncan Graham-Rowe

Posted on 04/30/2007 8:12:06 AM PDT by bedolido

Imagine surgery that could be performed without general anaesthetic, requires hardly any recovery time, and leaves you with no visible scars. The catch: it may also leave a very unpleasant taste in your mouth – along with part of your spleen, prostate or perhaps your gall bladder.

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Local News; Science
KEYWORDS: appendix; mouth; removal; scar
The catch: it may also leave a very unpleasant taste in your mouth – along with part of your spleen, prostate or perhaps your gall bladder.

hope they won't try a vasectomy using this procedure.

1 posted on 04/30/2007 8:12:06 AM PDT by bedolido
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To: bedolido

or a colostomy


2 posted on 04/30/2007 8:19:14 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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colostomy

drink a gallon of stuff and get cleaned... ask for a DVD of the procedure and get only pictures. Perfect Christmas cards for next Christmas.

3 posted on 04/30/2007 8:22:04 AM PDT by bedolido (I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
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To: bedolido
Nor would a heart transplant...

"C'mon Mr. Creosote, swallow your new heart..."

4 posted on 04/30/2007 8:24:35 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: bedolido

And then: Pay through the Nose!


5 posted on 04/30/2007 8:30:30 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Aw, what the heck - Chaos Now, Serenity Later...)
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To: bedolido

Dr. Howard!

Dr. Fine!

Dr. Howard!

Anna-Kanna-Punnar!

Piddle-Dip-tithar!

COTTON!!!


6 posted on 04/30/2007 8:37:14 AM PDT by KingRonnie9
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LOL

"I asked for an anacanapanaran! That's an anapanacanaran!".

7 posted on 04/30/2007 8:49:04 AM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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To: bedolido

Unngh!


8 posted on 04/30/2007 8:55:14 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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"Appendix-removal via the mouth leaves no scar

Just a bad taste in one's mouth...

9 posted on 04/30/2007 12:03:41 PM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
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