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1 posted on 04/27/2007 7:36:05 AM PDT by bedolido

To: bedolido; Liz; indylindy

Is Rudy already campaigning in Oregon?

2 posted on 04/27/2007 7:38:36 AM PDT by TommyDale ("Can debate over four hours with no need to call a doctor!")

3 posted on 04/27/2007 7:39:55 AM PDT by pandoraou812 ( zero tolerance to the will of Allah ...... dilligaf? with an efg.....)

He was last seen running down one of the building's hallways in the heels, police said.

Leave the poor man alone, he was merely exercising -- have you ever tried running in high heels?

5 posted on 04/27/2007 7:41:01 AM PDT by FourPeas (The right thing to do never requires any subterfuge, it is always simple and direct. Calvin Coolidge)

To: Slings and Arrows

I hate it when that happens.....

6 posted on 04/27/2007 7:42:32 AM PDT by KoRn (Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republians - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)

Pictures! Where are the pictures?!

8 posted on 04/27/2007 7:55:47 AM PDT by abigailsmybaby

Naked 50 yr old man of thin sitting on a park bench requires a lockdown? Did they notice an M-60 laying across his lap before they started chasing him?

The cops could just let Rin-Tin-Tin chomp on the snausage, that'd bring his little freak party to a screeching halt.

9 posted on 04/27/2007 7:56:16 AM PDT by Sax

18 posted on 04/27/2007 8:28:47 AM PDT by Daffynition (High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.)

To: pax_et_bonum; TheMom; Eaker; humblegunner

Fleeing Naked Man ping.

20 posted on 04/27/2007 9:06:43 AM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Quiet Down Out There!)

Chinese farmers daughter

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."

"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."

In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.

As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

25 posted on 04/27/2007 10:27:57 AM PDT by oldtimer2 (I have seen THE VILLAGE and I don't want it raising my child)

To: al baby; Allegra; Auntbee; BJClinton; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; exile; feinswinesuksass; ...

26 posted on 04/27/2007 3:52:19 PM PDT by EveningStar

It was Mr. Garrison.

27 posted on 04/27/2007 3:58:03 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)

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