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Posted on 04/26/2007 10:09:31 AM PDT by martin_fierro
Woman sneaks into prison for sex
Thu Apr 26, 3:59 AM ET
BALTIMORE - A woman pleaded guilty to using a false ID badge to enter a corrections facility while posing as an attorney so she could have sex with an inmate, state prosecutors said.
Tiffany Weaver, 29, entered the plea Wednesday. She was charged with identity theft and use of false government identification after entering the Maryland Reception Diagnostic and Classification Center in November to meet with inmate Jason Moody. Moody is serving a 30-year sentence for manslaughter.
Weaver arrived at the center with a Maryland State Bar Association Security Identification Pass with a photo and a business card with attorney Amanda Sprehn's name.
She asked for admittance to meet with Moody and showed the fraudulent badge. Corrections officials responsible for monitoring inmate meetings with attorneys witnessed the two having sex once they were alone. The corrections officers ended the meeting.
The real Amanda Sprehn, an Annapolis attorney, told The Baltimore Examiner she was on leave when her firm received a letter banning her from the jail.
"I was out on maternity leave," she said. "They informed me they received a letter saying I had been caught having sex with an inmate — which was a real laugh."
Weaver's sentencing is scheduled for June 7.
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did he use a rubber? After all, safe sex is the watchword nowadays.
The inmate pled innocent saying that some one had it in for him.
IOW, jailarity ensues (/fark)
JERRY: Oh my God! The break-out/pop-in!
GEORGE: Yeah. Hey Jerry, listen to this. I discovered something even better than conjugal visit sex. Fugitive sex! -
She must be guilty of impersonating a lawyer.
Q: What’s the difference between an angry rooster and a shyster lawyer?
A: The rooster CLucks deFIance.
Now she doesn’t have to sneak in.
What's so funny about this? The victim of this man's crime doesn't get to have sex or have any more children. Why should the criminal? Why should murderers be allowed to add to the gene pool of future generations?
She looks scarier ‘n him.
His prison rep is assured. Soon he will be the dude with the most cigarettes.
So this is the break-in/pop out?
Hmm, let's see. I won't be able to use "maternity leave" as an alibi. Maybe I can say I was getting a lube job.
"Did somebody mention 'prison sex'...?"
Only in the State of Merry-land can this happen! Now come the $300,000 investigation!
Unnngh.
GEORGE: I discovered something even better than conjugal visit sex. Fugitive sex!
LOL... Costanza really picked his niche.
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