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Woman sneaks into prison for sex (pleads guilty)
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| Thu Apr 26, 3:59 AM ET
Posted on 04/26/2007 10:09:31 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; Augustus McCrae; ...
To: martin_fierro
did he use a rubber? After all, safe sex is the watchword nowadays.
To: martin_fierro
The inmate pled innocent saying that some one had it in for him.
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posted on
04/26/2007 10:17:10 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Do cats have belly buttons?)
To: martin_fierro
IOW, jailarity ensues (/fark)
To: martin_fierro; MotleyGirl70; Larry Lucido; Mr. Brightside; Rb ver. 2.0
GEORGE: Celia broke out of prison. I’m sitting in my home, she shows up at the door!
JERRY: Oh my God! The break-out/pop-in!
GEORGE: Yeah. Hey Jerry, listen to this. I discovered something even better than conjugal visit sex. Fugitive sex! -
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posted on
04/26/2007 10:17:47 AM PDT
by
Cagey
To: martin_fierro
Screwing the clients?
She must be guilty of impersonating a lawyer.
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posted on
04/26/2007 10:17:59 AM PDT
by
SmithL
(si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: SmithL
Q: What’s the difference between an angry rooster and a shyster lawyer?
A: The rooster CLucks deFIance.
To: martin_fierro
Now she doesn’t have to sneak in.
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posted on
04/26/2007 10:22:03 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(JOIN THE NRA: https://membership.nrahq.org/forms/signup.asp)
To: martin_fierro
Moody is serving a 30-year sentence for manslaughter. What's so funny about this? The victim of this man's crime doesn't get to have sex or have any more children. Why should the criminal? Why should murderers be allowed to add to the gene pool of future generations?
To: martin_fierro
She looks scarier ‘n him.
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posted on
04/26/2007 10:28:19 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: martin_fierro
His prison rep is assured. Soon he will be the dude with the most cigarettes.
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posted on
04/26/2007 10:42:15 AM PDT
by
Dumpster Baby
("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
To: Cagey; martin_fierro; MotleyGirl70; Mr. Brightside; Rb ver. 2.0
So this is the break-in/pop out?
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posted on
04/26/2007 10:49:51 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Duncan Hunter 2008 (or Fred Thompson if he ever makes up his mind))
To: martin_fierro
"I was out on maternity leave," she said. "They informed me they received a letter saying I had been caught having sex with an inmate which was a real laugh." Hmm, let's see. I won't be able to use "maternity leave" as an alibi. Maybe I can say I was getting a lube job.
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posted on
04/26/2007 10:50:54 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Duncan Hunter 2008 (or Fred Thompson if he ever makes up his mind))
To: martin_fierro
"Did somebody mention 'prison sex'...?"
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posted on
04/26/2007 10:57:46 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("On 11/07/06, 'true' conservatives and 'rat traitors joined forces to bring Sharia law to America.")
To: martin_fierro
Only in the State of Merry-land can this happen! Now come the $300,000 investigation!
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posted on
04/26/2007 11:00:14 AM PDT
by
ustanker
(Secure the border!)
To: martin_fierro
She could have saved a lot of trouble and just
faxed in the order for his release ...it's all the rage these days.
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posted on
04/26/2007 11:08:53 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
To: Larry Lucido
GEORGE: I discovered something even better than conjugal visit sex. Fugitive sex!
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posted on
04/26/2007 11:11:30 AM PDT
by
Mr. Brightside
(Rudy is Hillary Clinton in a dress)
To: Cagey
LOL... Costanza really picked his niche.
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posted on
04/26/2007 11:53:22 AM PDT
by
johnny7
("Issue in Doubt." -Col. David Monroe Shoup, USMC 1943)
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