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Doctor Dressed as Captain America Stuffs Burrito in Pants, Gropes Woman at Bar
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| April 25, 2007
| Todd Venezia
Posted on 04/25/2007 8:34:33 AM PDT by Lady J USA 1981
Edited on 04/25/2007 8:41:49 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator.
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Doctor Dressed as Captain America Stuffs Burrito in Pants, Gropes Woman at Bar Wednesday, April 25, 2007
By Todd Venezia
A doctor in a Captain America costume went from superhero to super villain when he stuffed a burrito in his tights and groped a woman in a bar, cops said.
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KEYWORDS: burritos; captainamerica; doctors; nutjobs; perverts; superheros
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To: Mr. Lucky
As “liberals” are fond of [mis]quoting:
“Judge not”
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posted on
04/25/2007 8:41:18 AM PDT
by
MrB
(You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
To: red-dawg
I did once but didn’t have any luck until my friend told me it had to be in the FRONT
LOL - that would be your Sheryl Crow costume...
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posted on
04/25/2007 8:41:31 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(I have a big carbon footprint and I'm not afraid to use it.)
To: Lady J USA 1981
When will the Captain America Support Group come to his defense with complaints of oppression?
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posted on
04/25/2007 8:41:47 AM PDT
by
Jumpmaster
(Teddy is all wet.)
To: Lady J USA 1981
doctor allegedly made things worse for himself when he was caught trying to flush a marijuana joint down a toilet in the town's jail
See? I told you pot was heathy for you.
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posted on
04/25/2007 8:41:54 AM PDT
by
Thrownatbirth
(.....when the sidewalks are safe for the little guy.)
To: TommyDale
That’s odd...I thought it was a Sandy Burger story.
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posted on
04/25/2007 8:41:59 AM PDT
by
highlander_UW
(I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
To: kittymyrib
Only if he was a ‘rat. Otherwise, his obituary 4 decades from now would read:
“Dr. Bell, former CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN _________, died today in ________ at the age of ____”. Dr. Bell made headlines in 2007 for a groping incident in a bar while he was intoxicated and dresed in a costume which included a burrito stuffed into his crotch ...”
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posted on
04/25/2007 8:42:11 AM PDT
by
L,TOWM
(Liberals, The Other White Meat [This is some nasty...])
To: TommyDale
We were just checkin’ out your burrito!
LOL
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posted on
04/25/2007 8:42:37 AM PDT
by
dforest
(Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
To: Lady J USA 1981
"Doctor, that green discharge is not a good sign. Did you use protection?
What? That's guacamole? Never mind..."
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posted on
04/25/2007 8:42:50 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Do cats have belly buttons?)
To: indylindy
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posted on
04/25/2007 8:44:12 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
("Can debate over four hours with no need to call a doctor!")
To: Lady J USA 1981
What kind of burrito? How big was it? Was it cooked or frozen? I hate it when reporters fail to answer the important questions.
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posted on
04/25/2007 8:44:22 AM PDT
by
highimpact
(Abortion - [n]: human sacrifice at the altar of convenience.)
To: llevrok
Did you use protection? I got my knife.
To: Lady J USA 1981
Warped minds wonder: Just what kind of doctor is he?
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posted on
04/25/2007 8:49:00 AM PDT
by
sticker
To: Lady J USA 1981
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posted on
04/25/2007 8:53:52 AM PDT
by
Thrownatbirth
(.....when the sidewalks are safe for the little guy.)
To: Lady J USA 1981
The burrito in question:
My burrito is mas grande.
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posted on
04/25/2007 8:57:13 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(JOIN THE NRA: https://membership.nrahq.org/forms/signup.asp)
To: Lady J USA 1981
Dr. Raymond Adamcik has made my day.
To: Lazamataz
There is more than enough there to go around!
LOL
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posted on
04/25/2007 9:04:36 AM PDT
by
dforest
(Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
To: Lady J USA 1981
"I guess when you add liquor and superhero costumes, it creates stuff like this," tavern owner Darlene Munson told the Orlando Sentinel. It's obvious. We need superhero costume control.
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posted on
04/25/2007 9:04:58 AM PDT
by
FourPeas
(The right thing to do never requires any subterfuge, it is always simple and direct. Calvin Coolidge)
To: indylindy
My burrito is reserved for one particular lady's taco.
But perhaps I've shared too much.
;^)
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posted on
04/25/2007 9:34:18 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(JOIN THE NRA: https://membership.nrahq.org/forms/signup.asp)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
04/25/2007 9:35:16 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
To: Xenalyte
Except for the lack of monkeys, I would agree with you.
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posted on
04/25/2007 9:37:02 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
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