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Doctor Dressed as Captain America Stuffs Burrito in Pants, Gropes Woman at Bar
Fox News ^ | April 25, 2007 | Todd Venezia

Posted on 04/25/2007 8:34:33 AM PDT by Lady J USA 1981

Edited on 04/25/2007 8:41:49 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]

Doctor Dressed as Captain America Stuffs Burrito in Pants, Gropes Woman at Bar Wednesday, April 25, 2007

By Todd Venezia

A doctor in a Captain America costume went from superhero to super villain when he stuffed a burrito in his tights and groped a woman in a bar, cops said.


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KEYWORDS: burritos; captainamerica; doctors; nutjobs; perverts; superheros
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1 posted on 04/25/2007 8:34:34 AM PDT by Lady J USA 1981
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To: Lady J USA 1981

Pissant?


2 posted on 04/25/2007 8:35:14 AM PDT by bmwcyle ( Freep Fox they drop the ball on GOE)
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To: Lady J USA 1981

Is this for real? It sounds like an episode of Scrubs.


3 posted on 04/25/2007 8:35:27 AM PDT by AngieGOP (I never met a woman who became a stripper because she played with Barbie dolls as a kid.)
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To: Lady J USA 1981

Who can honestly say they haven’t stuffed a burrito in their pants while wearing a Captain America outfit. I know I have!


4 posted on 04/25/2007 8:35:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz (JOIN THE NRA: https://membership.nrahq.org/forms/signup.asp)
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To: Lady J USA 1981

“Is that a stuffed burrito in your pants or are you smuggling a small Mexican into the country?”


5 posted on 04/25/2007 8:36:03 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: Lady J USA 1981

That title is a visual I could have done without.


6 posted on 04/25/2007 8:36:10 AM PDT by HEY4QDEMS (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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To: Lady J USA 1981; indylindy; Liz; maggief; Sue Perkick

I thought this was an Al Gore story.


7 posted on 04/25/2007 8:36:17 AM PDT by TommyDale ("Can debate over four hours with no need to call a doctor!")
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To: Lady J USA 1981

So, who are we to impose our moral standards on others?


8 posted on 04/25/2007 8:36:32 AM PDT by Mr. Lucky
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To: Lazamataz

I did once but didn’t have any luck until my friend told me it had to be in the FRONT.


9 posted on 04/25/2007 8:36:54 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: Lady J USA 1981

If he were a politician, he’d be going into rehab today and nothing more would be said about this little episode. Rehab is a great place to hide till the heat is off.


10 posted on 04/25/2007 8:37:29 AM PDT by kittymyrib
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To: Lady J USA 1981

Maybe he was just depressed becuase they killed captain america off.


11 posted on 04/25/2007 8:37:37 AM PDT by Lady J USA 1981
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To: Lazamataz

I wonder if he sour creamed in his pants?


12 posted on 04/25/2007 8:37:41 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: Lazamataz

So I take it then that you are in favor of fighting crime by reducing the number of offenses? ;-)


13 posted on 04/25/2007 8:38:25 AM PDT by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat [This is some nasty...])
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To: DainBramage
I wonder if he sour creamed in his pants?

Literally laughing out loud on that one....

14 posted on 04/25/2007 8:38:40 AM PDT by GreenAccord (Bush Lied? Only when he said Islam is a religion of peace.)
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To: Lady J USA 1981
Here he is (save for costume and burrito):


15 posted on 04/25/2007 8:39:58 AM PDT by jdm (If you don't want to slip on banana peels, then eat your fruit in carpeted rooms!)
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To: TommyDale; Liz

Was that you, Tommy, after a few beers and the Taco Bell?


16 posted on 04/25/2007 8:40:11 AM PDT by dforest (Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
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To: Mr. Lucky
So, who are we to impose our moral standards on others?

Truly sickening. Anyone with an ounce of moral fiber would have stuffed mashed potato down their pants before groping the woman. A burrito? Decadence. :)

17 posted on 04/25/2007 8:40:17 AM PDT by M203M4 (Constitutional Republic has a nice ring to it - alas, it's incompatible with the communist manifesto)
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To: Lady J USA 1981
Busted.


18 posted on 04/25/2007 8:40:34 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Lady J USA 1981

Glad to see I’m not the only one who does this

;-)


19 posted on 04/25/2007 8:41:06 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Encourage illegal immigration! Maybe you too can be hit and killed by a drunk driver!)
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To: indylindy

OMG! Did I forget my mask again?


20 posted on 04/25/2007 8:41:08 AM PDT by TommyDale ("Can debate over four hours with no need to call a doctor!")
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