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Caption Sheryl Crow (vanity)
sherylcrow.com and ^ | n/a | me

Posted on 04/24/2007 8:55:08 AM PDT by redstates4ever



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1 posted on 04/24/2007 8:55:09 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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Apparently she doesn’t think wiping her butt is the answer either.


2 posted on 04/24/2007 8:55:47 AM PDT by Lusis ("Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.")
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Does my smile distract you from my smelly smelly ass?


3 posted on 04/24/2007 8:56:45 AM PDT by CygnusXI (Where's that dang Meteor already?)
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“Using only one sheet of TP per “visit”,one can only imagine what I smell like”.
4 posted on 04/24/2007 8:56:55 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism."-Karl Marx)
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In the fine print at the bottom of the shirt it reads:
THIS SHIRT MADE FROM RECYCLED TOILET PAPER.
5 posted on 04/24/2007 8:57:12 AM PDT by missnry (The truth will set you free!)
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Anyone want to shake my hand?


6 posted on 04/24/2007 8:57:12 AM PDT by areafiftyone (“.....We mourn and hurt and will never forget, but we don’t live under fear....” Rudy Giuliani)
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So what's wrong with squishy cheeks?

7 posted on 04/24/2007 8:57:54 AM PDT by jetson (II)
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She is one sheet to the wind.


8 posted on 04/24/2007 8:57:56 AM PDT by sweetiepiezer
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not really a caption, but isn’t that Comrade Crow’s mom?


9 posted on 04/24/2007 8:57:58 AM PDT by exile ("Is Barney Frank gay or retarded?" - IMAO)
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one sheet of paper and I am fresh all day....

10 posted on 04/24/2007 8:58:28 AM PDT by Vaquero (" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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It’s our war, wench.


12 posted on 04/24/2007 8:59:10 AM PDT by vpintheak (Like a muddied spring or a polluted well is a righteous man who gives way to the wicked. Prov. 25:26)
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“You all can just call me StinkFinger!”


13 posted on 04/24/2007 8:59:18 AM PDT by KingSnorky
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Crikey she’s a fright! Imagine waking up to her tomorrow morning...

Yeeowch! It doesn’t bear thinking about!


14 posted on 04/24/2007 8:59:48 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter
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Stupid is as stupid does — yes, I am braindead enough to support Gore’s GW scam, I smell funny because I don’t use much toilet paper, and because I am so bored with life, I spend my time denegrating America even though I feel this country owes me all the benefits of liberty, freedom and rights -— because I am a typical selfish, narcissistic stupid, kool-aid drinking Democrat from Hollywood.

Please buy my records....


15 posted on 04/24/2007 8:59:50 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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16 posted on 04/24/2007 8:59:57 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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She should carry this around at all times!


17 posted on 04/24/2007 8:59:57 AM PDT by Tamar1973 (Every Thread a BYJ Thread (http://www.byj.co.kr/))
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But, poo-poo undies are!

18 posted on 04/24/2007 9:01:04 AM PDT by Reaganesque
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Why do you call me Stinky??


19 posted on 04/24/2007 9:01:40 AM PDT by bray (The Surge is Working against both Enemies of America)
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“J-Lo has a ba-dunka-dunk butt, but all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a funky butt.”


20 posted on 04/24/2007 9:01:52 AM PDT by tumblindice
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