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Rosie to Sheryl Crow: "Have You Seen My Ass?"
tmz.com ^ | 4/23/07

Posted on 04/23/2007 6:52:54 PM PDT by fhayek

Filed under: TV, The View

The answer, presumably, is no -- but Rosie made her point, pooh-poohing Sheryl Crow for suggesting that we all use just one square of toilet paper per trip to the loo.

Crow made her comments on her blog last week, and Rosie took a moment on this morning's "The View" to express her incredulity at the supposedly enviro-friendly suggestion. "Have you seen my ass?!" bellowed Rosie, and Barbara Walters was good enough to warn viewers not to use their sleeves, another of Crow's helpful suggestions.

That's just about enough scatology and wipe-tech for one morning on that zany kaffeeklatschsuggestions.

That's just about enough scatology and wipe-tech for one morning on that zany kaffeeklatsch


TOPICS: Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: alliwannadodo; onesheetpersheet; punchthrough
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To: digger48

I second, third and fourth your post.

The mountainous sight of Rosie’s derrier is just too revolting, disgusting and scary to think about. A quart of Jack Daniels wouldn’t be enough courage for me to take a peek.


21 posted on 04/23/2007 8:21:01 PM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
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To: fhayek

Actually a funny comment, although not something I want to think about.


22 posted on 04/23/2007 8:22:03 PM PDT by RockinRight (Proud FREDeralist.)
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To: digger48
This ventures into an area I'd rather NOT think about!!!

"Area" is an apropos word. Hey, even "acreage."

23 posted on 04/23/2007 8:23:54 PM PDT by Silly (plasticpie.com)
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To: fhayek

Just look at the size of her head! Cannot imagine the size of that rump.....Wonder what her girlfriend.....Never mind.


25 posted on 04/23/2007 8:43:08 PM PDT by ustanker (Secure the border!)
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To: NonValueAdded

THIS.THREAD.IS.DISGUSTING. Yet, I can’t stop LAUGHING!!!!!


26 posted on 04/23/2007 8:44:58 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: ustanker

“Just look at the size of her head! Cannot imagine the size of that rump.....Wonder what her girlfriend.....Never mind.”

THIS THREAD IS KILLING ME! I cannot stop laughing! My stomach is killing me. HELP!!!


27 posted on 04/23/2007 8:47:08 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: cripplecreek
Too bad we don’t see the signs for the old January White
Sales anymore. If so, one bed sheet may be allowable for
SOME of those EXTRA pesky situations.

Good thing people like Rosie don’t go into the USAF.
She’d probably think the emergency ‘chutes were spare
T.P....JJ61

28 posted on 04/23/2007 8:52:05 PM PDT by JerseyJohn61 (Better Late Than Never.......sometimes over lapping is worth the effort....)
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To: fhayek

I think we need a comparison of Elizabeth’s ass and a shot of Rosie’s ass...On second thought, even seeing Elizabeth’s seat is not worth the pain involved in seeing Rosie’s ham.


29 posted on 04/23/2007 8:55:56 PM PDT by Holicheese (I love shrimp and grits.)
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To: KoRn

here’s a new song, based on “It’s My Party”

It’s my potty
And I’ll wipe how I want to
wipe how I want to
wipe how I want to
I’ll use 10 squares when I make a poopoo.

Nobody knows where my cheesecake has gone.
I thought I’d eat just a piece.
Now Sheryl Crow’s in my way.
She is my potty police.

It’s my potty
And I’ll wipe how I want to
wipe how I want to
wipe how I want to
I’ll use 10 squares when I make a poopoo.

Sheryl told me to use just a square
even when I made a huge crap
And how could this woman dare
steal my toilet paper stash?

It’s my potty
And I’ll wipe how I want to
wipe how I want to
wipe how I want to
I’ll use 10 squares when I make a poopoo.


30 posted on 04/23/2007 9:06:13 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode

LOL!!!


32 posted on 04/23/2007 9:07:28 PM PDT by KoRn (Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republians - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
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To: Berosus; Cincinatus' Wife; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; FairOpinion; Fedora; ..

I hope you don’t have bad dreams from this.


33 posted on 04/23/2007 9:09:23 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (I last updated my profile on Monday, April 18, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: KoRn

glad you liked it:)


34 posted on 04/23/2007 9:12:14 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: fhayek

How pathetic of a liberal do you have to be to be b!#ch-slapped by Rosie?


35 posted on 04/23/2007 9:29:54 PM PDT by magellan
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To: cripplecreek
"One sheet per acre?"


36 posted on 04/23/2007 9:48:17 PM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham (Elections have consequences.)
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To: fhayek

The original Rosie always used Bounty!
37 posted on 04/23/2007 10:25:36 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: SunkenCiv
Rosie to Sheryl Crow: "Have You Seen My Ass?"

Which one?

38 posted on 04/24/2007 2:26:52 AM PDT by Berosus ("There is no beauty like Jerusalem, no wealth like Rome, no depravity like Arabia."--the Talmud)
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To: fhayek
It’s not the size of the a$$ that matters here, it’s the size of the a$$hole.

With Rosie? Samey-same.

39 posted on 04/24/2007 2:29:01 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: fhayek

“Have you seen my ass?!”

Sure rosie...you speak out of it.


40 posted on 04/24/2007 4:20:03 AM PDT by gate2wire (I feel fine. I think I'll go for a walk. I feel happy.)
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