Khazeal Hamood Hasaab's loss is my gain!

MkJessup Hotmail Inbox ^ | 20 April 2007 | Wang Hong Zhang

[mkjessup]

FROM: Wang HongZhang
People's Bank of China, Beijing
Email:wang007cn@yahoo.com.cn

I am Mr. Wang HongZhang,Chief Disciplinary Officer, People's Bank of China, 32 Chengfang street, Xi Cheng district, Beijing. I have an obscured business proposal for you.

Before the U.S and Iraqi war, our client Khazeal Hamood Hasaab a Merchant made a numbered fixed deposit valued at $24,500,000.00 (Twenty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars), for 18 calendar months, in my branch. Upon maturity several notices were sent to him, even during the war which began in 2003. Again, after the war another notification was sent, but still no response came from him. We later found out that my client, his wife and two sons had been killed during the war.

http://www.iraqbodycount.net/names.htm

After further investigation, it was also discovered that Khazeal Hamood Hasaab did not declare any next of kin in his official papers, including the paperwork of his bank deposit. He also confided, in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So Twenty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it.

What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country, at the expiration of 3 years and 6 months the funds will revert to the ownership of the Chinese Government, if nobody applies to claim it.

Against this backdrop, I will like you, as a foreigner, to stand as next of kin to Khazeal Hamood Hasaab, so that we can receive his funds.

WHAT IS TO BE DONE

I want you to know that there is no risk involved. I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have contacted an attorney who will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Khazeal Hamood Hasaab. All that is required from you, at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names, private phone/fax and current residential address, so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also file for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favour for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Should you be interested I shall provide you with more details on this operation.

You can reach me with the email below.

wang007cn@yahoo.com.cn

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,

Wang HongZhang

[mkjessup]

Well it looks like fate has shined favorably upon me, I will be entertaining offers from friendly nubile female freepers as to which remote island we will purchase where we will sip mint juleps, eat mangos, and fish while the world goes by, all thanks to our new friend Wang HongZhang. Time's a wastin'! Get those resume's in! LOL

[3AngelaD]

The Chinese are even stealing the poor Nigerians’ electronic fraud techniques!

[mkjessup]

It is disgraceful, is it not?

Soooo Angela, where’s your curriculum vitae? Don’t you want to be considered for the upcoming MkJessup South Pacific Island Chain? ;) lol

[GOP_Party_Animal]

I wouldn’t do it for less than $35 million.

[3AngelaD]

I always say yes to invitations to visit South Pacific Islands. And I greatly appreciate tropical beverages served in tall glasses with little, tiny umbrellas. I have a huge collection of MP3 music and books on tape. I have been told that I am, ahem, decorative on the beach. So sign me up. Good luck in your exchanges with these people.

[reagan_fanatic]

I've been getting one at work recently that is from an 'American' in 'Iraq' who 'found' a bunch of boxes buried in the sand containing millions of dollars in cash.

Of course, the poor sap needs my help getting it back to the states.

[mkjessup]

I wouldn't do it for less than 35 million.

Come now my good fellow, there is no need to be greedy!

[mkjessup]

I have been told that I am, ahem, decorative on the beach

whooo hoooo!

Well Angela, that puts you at the top of the list!

Of course, you're the only one ON the list right now! But hey, 'decorative' works! :)

[mkjessup]

Yeah, isn’t it amazing how these creative and ingenious souls have everything worked out on how to lay their hands on some illicit cash but they have randomly selected YOU (or me, or Aunt Tilly down the street), to share in the proceeds?

A friend of mine has an email account with the name ‘Prime.Ahole@xxxxxxx.com’ and he is constantly getting these Nigerian scam letters addressed to ‘Mr Ahole’, he prints them and saves them for laughs (of course he is easily amused too) lol

[Slings and Arrows]

FROM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA,
Detention Block AA-23 cell# 2187,
DEATH STAR

URGENT ASSISTANCE - STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

DEAR FRIEND

Good day to you.

Permit me to inform you of my desire for you to help me. Obviously, you
might be surprised on receiving this mail due to we have not known before.

By brief introduction, I am HER ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA, a
citizen of ALDERAN and the only daughter of SENATOR BAIL ORGANA.

My farther was killed by the evil GALACTIC EMPIRE when they destroyed my
homeworld of ALDERAN.

My father was First Chairman and Viceroy of ALDERAN and had with him
considerable wealth. Before his death he transferred the total Sum of
$19,000,000.00 (NINETEEN MILLION REPUBLIC CREDITS) to a CORELLIAN security
company.

Dear one, please I am honourably seeking your assistance to assist me in
transferring this amount from the security company and transfer these
credits into your accounts outside the outer rim and also stand as a
guardian to me. At present I am being held against my will by the evil DARTH
VADAR and am unable to secure the amount for myself.

In exchange for your esteemed help I will offer you 15% of the total Sum as
compensation after the transfer (along with a used R2 unit).

Please, get back to me through the above email address to enable me inform
you the requirement before the transfer of the credits into your account .

Further more, kindly furnish me with your following details.

{A}.YOUR FULL NAME.
{B}.YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS.
{C}.YOUR HOLOGRAPHIC COMMUNICATION NUMBER.
{D} YOUR IDENTIFICATION AND YOUR OCUPATION.
(E).YOUR AGE.
(F)YOUR MIDICHLORIAN COUNT.

Please treat this issue as confidential and contact me immediately with
yahoo private e-mail address [ __________ ] for more information about this
transaction.

Thanks for your kindness and may the Force be with you.

Best regards,
PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA

[Mr. Jeeves]

You would think they’d at least change the story around a little bit - they use the exact same scenario every time.

[mkjessup]

LOL, ‘may the Farce be with YOU my FRiend’ !!!

Very good!

[Mr. Jeeves]

I am Mr. Wang Hong Zhang, Chief Disciplinary Officer, People's Bank of China...

But I could absolutely see a Chinese firm employing a "Chief Disciplinary Officer". ;)

[mkjessup]

You would think they’d at least change the story around a little bit - they use the exact same scenario every time

I've noticed that, there is very little deviation from the standard script, the only new angle I noticed was the use of the 'iraqbodycount.net' URL as if that would allay any doubts, the sad thing?

There are people out there who actually fall for this garbage, like Mary Winkler of McNairy County Tennessee, according to news accounts.

Sad.

Hope all is well with you Mr. Jeeves! :)

[Slings and Arrows]

Live long and prosper.

[mkjessup]

I caught that ‘Chief Displinary Officer’ right away,

*WHACK!!*

“thank you for taking my honorable deposit SIR! may I have another?”

[Grizzled Bear]

wang007cn@yahoo.com.cn

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Why do these clowns always use a Yahoo account? If they picked an email account with some obscure board they might fool the more gullible.

[Grizzled Bear]

She contacted me too! I offered to send her a wookie. She never wrote back. :-(

[Slings and Arrows]

Maybe she’s anti-fur.