Posted on 04/20/2007 5:23:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
420
Claim: The term '420' entered drug parlance as a term signifying the time to light up a joint.
Status: True.
Origins: Odd terms sneak into our language every now and then, and this is one of the oddest. Everyone who considers himself in the know about the drug subculture has heard that '420' has something to do with illegal drug use, but when you press them, they never seem to know why, or even what the term supposedly signifies.
“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?”
~ Willie Nelson
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TOP 8 REASONS WHY WEED SHOULD BE LEGAL
8. So I can have a steady source of smoke
7. So I can have a steady source of income
6. So we can mash it into pudding and give it to whiny babies to put their annoying asses to sleep
5. So I don’t feel so guilty because I wouldn’t be funding terrorists (or would I? Stop Capitalism, Americans…the global economy will be the death of us all!! Burn down Starbucks, grow your own coffee beans!!)
4. Hundreds of thousands of prisoners would be set free thereby saving millions in state and federal tax dollars that could be used to fund government grown marijuana projects or breast cancer research
3. So I don’t have to light my pubic hair to cloak the smell from my neighbors
2. To make Sheena more interesting
1. So all the weed dealers start selling cocaine thus increasing the supply and lowering the price…good yao can be hard to find and expensive, G!
Alternate ending:
'So he finds Mabel and tells her all he has is fifty-cents. She quickly replies, 'Not to worry! I have change.'
A blond called her boy friend and said, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and can’t figure it out or how to get it started.”
Her boyfriend asked, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blond said, “According to the picture on the box, its a tiger.”
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, “First of all, no matter what we do, were not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
He took her hand and said, “Second,I want you to relax. Lets have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then…” He sighed…
“Let’s put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”
Weed in times of no money is better than money in times of no weed.
- anonymous
Too bad. Jib-Jab is some funny stuff!
Q.What is a Stoner’s Favorite kinda Car?
A Blazer
Q.What Disease Does a Stoner Have when they have short-term memory loss?
A.Potheimers
Q. What did the stoner’s wife say to him before he left for Vietnam?
A. Doobie careful.
Q. What do you call a big hole in the road that smokes pot?
A. A pot hole.
Q. What did the paper say to the weed right before they left?
A. Let’s roll!
Q. What do you call a stoned epileptic?
A. Shake and bake.
Q. Why did the hippie cut his lawn?
A. To get some grass.
Q. What do you call money that grows on trees?
A. Weed!
Q. How do you stop an army of stoners on horseback?
A. Turn off the carousel.
Q. What is the difference between a politician and a stoner?
A. A politician doesn’t inhale....they just suck.
Q. What’s the difference between a police car and a porcupine?
A. Porcupines have pricks on the outside
Q. How do you get a one-armed hippie out of a tree?
A. Pass him a Joint
Q. What do you call tokin’ a doobie with your friends?
A. A joint effort.
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