TOP 8 REASONS WHY WEED SHOULD BE LEGAL
8. So I can have a steady source of smoke
7. So I can have a steady source of income
6. So we can mash it into pudding and give it to whiny babies to put their annoying asses to sleep
5. So I don’t feel so guilty because I wouldn’t be funding terrorists (or would I? Stop Capitalism, Americans…the global economy will be the death of us all!! Burn down Starbucks, grow your own coffee beans!!)
4. Hundreds of thousands of prisoners would be set free thereby saving millions in state and federal tax dollars that could be used to fund government grown marijuana projects or breast cancer research
3. So I don’t have to light my pubic hair to cloak the smell from my neighbors
2. To make Sheena more interesting
1. So all the weed dealers start selling cocaine thus increasing the supply and lowering the price…good yao can be hard to find and expensive, G!
