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A blond called her boy friend and said, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and can’t figure it out or how to get it started.”

Her boyfriend asked, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The blond said, “According to the picture on the box, its a tiger.”

Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, “First of all, no matter what we do, were not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.

He took her hand and said, “Second,I want you to relax. Lets have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then…” He sighed…

“Let’s put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”


49 posted on 04/20/2007 7:50:12 AM PDT by macmedic892 (I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.)
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50 posted on 04/20/2007 7:51:07 AM PDT by macmedic892 (I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.)
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