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Live in sin and pay the price (Prince William's "practice chick" was too common for royalty)
Sydney Morning Herald ^ | April 19, 2007 | Miranda Devine

Posted on 04/18/2007 8:46:28 AM PDT by dead

Poor Kate Middleton, dumped by the second in line to the British throne then displayed humiliatingly to the world as Prince William's "practice chick", the mere recipient of some of his wild oats. But judging by the astonishing Pommy snobbery unleashed in the week since the break-up of her almost five-year relationship, Middleton, 25, is well off out of it.

British newspapers are full of quotes from the supposed upper classes about how Kate was too "common" to marry William, 24.

Her mother, Carole Middleton, was "pushy, rather twee and incredibly middle-class", according to a royal source quoted by the Daily Mail.

Mrs Middleton's crimes? She says "Pleased to meet you" instead of "How do you do", "toilet" instead of "lavatory" and "pardon?" instead of "what?".

Senior courtiers at Buckingham Palace were said to be whispering that Carole, a former flight attendant who married a pilot, was really "not the thing". Therefore, nor was her daughter, despite the fact that Kate has behaved impeccably in the five years since she met William at university in Scotland and moved in with him.

Another element of Toiletgate, as it has been dubbed, is the claim that William's friends used to mock Middleton by whispering "Doors to Manual" whenever she entered a room, a dig at her mother's trolley-dolly past.

"There'd be jibes asking Kate if she was going to wheel in the trolley and when the food service would start. All pretty juvenile stuff, but these are former Eton chaps who are permanently stuck in that sort of humour."

The snobs are anonymous but there is a ring of truth to the slurs, which have a long history in Britain, as a contrived way of separating the anxious U (upper classes) from the aspirational non-U, terms immortalised by the English author Nancy Mitford in a 1956 essay.

The U might be under threat of extinction in the new classless Britain but the fact its secret code remained un-cracked by bourgeois Carole Middleton and her daughter apparently is cause for crowing celebration in the aristocracy, a sign that all is not yet lost.

"I am a firm believer in people marrying into the same class," the self-described aristocrat Kishanda Fulford wrote this week in the Daily Mail, which described her as "the wife of Francis Fulford, whose family has lived in their stately home for 800 years", and obviously has never had to buy his own furniture - another distinction between U and non-U.

"There is no confusion over what time 'dinner' is and what to call the 'loo'… There are many pretty girls from the lower and middle classes who have married into the aristocracy, indeed, Duchesses past and present have bloodlines which could be considered as ordinary as Kate's - but they never ended up queen."

According to another "insider": "Carole's whole approach is very aspirational. But re-laying your front drive and trimming the wisteria around your front door isn't going to make your home, or your daughter, fit for a prince."

Ouch.

Seen from a middle-class meritocracy such as Australia, the attacks on the Middletons are bafflingly petty, especially when William, his brother, Harry, and their mates are so often seen behaving with as much class as Paris Hilton.

Last month, for instance, British tabloids ran a front-page photo of William posing for the camera while squeezing the breast of a young woman - not Kate. His pick-up line is reported to be: "Hi, I'm going to be king; d'ya fancy a pull?", which may, of course, be an urban myth.

The more we see of the Queen's descendants, the less suitable they appear to be to reign over an egalitarian country such as ours.

Of course, there is goodwill and sympathy for William in Australia, mainly because of the tragic end of his mother, Princess Diana. And it is silly for the British press to chastise him for doing what practically every other man his age does - extending his promiscuous bachelor days as long as possible.

Still, as the British TV agony aunt Denise Robertson wrote this week of the break-up: "There are undertones of 'droit du seigneur' - a maiden dishonoured and then discarded."

It is an old-fashioned concept, but Middleton's fate is a salutary lesson for young women contemplating shacking up with the love of their lives rather than holding out for a firm commitment.

In 2005 the median age at marriage for Australian men was 32 (up from 26 in 1985), and for women it was 29.7 (up from 24) and leaving a shrinking window of fertility. In the expanding period of singledom, cohabitation has become an almost mandatory stepping stone to marriage. A whopping 76 per cent of couples (69 per cent in NSW) who married in 2005 had been "living in sin", as they used to say.

But the idea of "try before you buy" gives all the advantages to men, who get the benefits of marriage with none of the responsibilities. They get sex on tap, domesticity, companionship, and probably nutritional and hygiene improvements. They can test-drive the merchandise for as long as they like.

But for women, the immovable biological fact of declining fertility means the deal is inevitably unfair. And if marriage comes at all, it often is a utilitarian choice after all the magic and mystery has been used up in a tenuous coexistence in which neither partner fully trusts the other and one foot is always out the door.

If Middleton had really wanted to marry William she never should have set up house with him. Smart girls don't give away marital perks free.

devinemiranda@hotmail.com


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To: SuziQ

Do you drink water that came from the Charles river? I heard that’s what makes ‘em move their ‘r’s from the middle of words to the ends.


121 posted on 04/18/2007 10:45:17 AM PDT by Erasmus (This tagline on sabbatical.)
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To: SuziQ
One of my younger boys started coming home from school and talking 'ghetto'. It took a year of constant corection, banning the playing of any ghetto rap in the house, (playing country music when ever music was being played) before he finally smartened up.
He was a constant pain in the butt that one, whining about getting tatoo's, piercings, none of which he was alowed to have while living in this house.
Almost lost that one to the dark side, but thank goodness he finally matured and realized there was a whole other world out there he had to live in.
122 posted on 04/18/2007 10:47:24 AM PDT by Nathan Zachary
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To: MosesKnows
"Did she advise you that it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage?"

That would be bad advise. Good advise is not giving any milk away for anything less than diamonds (wedding ring, an engagement ring buys a feel and a kiss)

123 posted on 04/18/2007 10:51:26 AM PDT by Nathan Zachary
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To: r9etb

Needs to gain 10 more pounds to look better and her face is okay, nothing extraordinary.


124 posted on 04/18/2007 10:52:19 AM PDT by MinorityRepublican (Everyone that doesn't like what America and President Bush has done for Iraq can all go to HELL)
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To: Lil'freeper

You said that like you meant it!

< }B^)


125 posted on 04/18/2007 10:55:15 AM PDT by Erasmus (This tagline on sabbatical.)
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To: martin_fierro
Even the professors need a look-see.


126 posted on 04/18/2007 10:59:48 AM PDT by meg88
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To: Nathan Zachary

On the contrary, she probably picked up the tab all the time. The ‘royals’ never carry pocket change. There’s some sort of royal rule about that.

You are right. lol. Cheapskates!


127 posted on 04/18/2007 11:07:45 AM PDT by napscoordinator (.)
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To: Erasmus

ROTFLMAO! Those periwinkle teacups are cool, though.


128 posted on 04/18/2007 11:16:33 AM PDT by Slip18 (Fred Thompson for POTUS 2008)
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To: JRios1968
ping to 9 here
129 posted on 04/18/2007 11:18:38 AM PDT by youngjim (Irony is wasted on the stupid)
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To: Nathan Zachary
I think it was alfalfa they were talking about.

(wish I had a pasture to cut it from - I have to buy it)

130 posted on 04/18/2007 11:19:52 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: r9etb; jasoncann; Rodney King; rzeznikj at stout; stephenjohnbanker; lesser_satan; MikefromOhio; ...

She's approved by the Institute

ROLL CALL!!


131 posted on 04/18/2007 11:24:35 AM PDT by JRios1968 (This tagline brought to you by courtesy of Happygrl)
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To: JRios1968

Institute

B U M P !


132 posted on 04/18/2007 11:36:08 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
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To: JRios1968; stephenjohnbanker

133 posted on 04/18/2007 12:07:25 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

Geeze! I’d really like to know the story behind that one!


134 posted on 04/18/2007 12:11:05 PM PDT by r9etb
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To: r9etb
Yeah, me too. I have no idea what's going on there. I just added the text bubbles.

It looks to me like the younger chick is the daughter of the slugger. The best part is how she turns and walks away at the end, like her mother does this all the time.

135 posted on 04/18/2007 12:13:23 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

It looks like maybe a school dustup ... the girl was in trouble for something, and her mom showed the principal (or school board member) what fer...


136 posted on 04/18/2007 12:15:18 PM PDT by r9etb
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To: dead

OUCH!


137 posted on 04/18/2007 12:43:42 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
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To: dead

POW!


138 posted on 04/18/2007 1:45:38 PM PDT by JRios1968 (This tagline brought to you by courtesy of Happygrl)
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To: dead

On behalf of William, he well knows his mother was not really fit to be queen. She dumped on being royal and was dumped. There is a very significant chance the woman was unfit for her married royal duty.


139 posted on 04/18/2007 1:49:12 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. Don't eat Spinich. The spinich growers are against the war and funding our troops)
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To: dead

On behalf of William, he well knows his mother was not really fit to be queen. She dumped on being royal and was dumped. There is a very significant chance the woman was unfit for her married royal duty.


140 posted on 04/18/2007 1:49:17 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. Don't eat Spinich. The spinich growers are against the war and funding our troops)
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