Live in sin and pay the price (Prince William's "practice chick" was too common for royalty)

Sydney Morning Herald ^ | April 19, 2007 | Miranda Devine

[Erasmus]

Do you drink water that came from the Charles river? I heard that’s what makes ‘em move their ‘r’s from the middle of words to the ends.

[Nathan Zachary]

One of my younger boys started coming home from school and talking 'ghetto'. It took a year of constant corection, banning the playing of any ghetto rap in the house, (playing country music when ever music was being played) before he finally smartened up.
He was a constant pain in the butt that one, whining about getting tatoo's, piercings, none of which he was alowed to have while living in this house.
Almost lost that one to the dark side, but thank goodness he finally matured and realized there was a whole other world out there he had to live in.

[Nathan Zachary]

"Did she advise you that it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage?"

That would be bad advise. Good advise is not giving any milk away for anything less than diamonds (wedding ring, an engagement ring buys a feel and a kiss)

[MinorityRepublican]

Needs to gain 10 more pounds to look better and her face is okay, nothing extraordinary.

[Erasmus]

You said that like you meant it!

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[meg88]

Even the professors need a look-see.

[napscoordinator]

On the contrary, she probably picked up the tab all the time. The ‘royals’ never carry pocket change. There’s some sort of royal rule about that.

You are right. lol. Cheapskates!

[Slip18]

ROTFLMAO! Those periwinkle teacups are cool, though.

[youngjim]

ping to 9 here

[AnAmericanMother]

I think it was alfalfa they were talking about.

(wish I had a pasture to cut it from - I have to buy it)

[JRios1968]

She's approved by the Institute

ROLL CALL!!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Institute

B U M P !

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[r9etb]

Geeze! I’d really like to know the story behind that one!

[dead]

Yeah, me too. I have no idea what's going on there. I just added the text bubbles.

It looks to me like the younger chick is the daughter of the slugger. The best part is how she turns and walks away at the end, like her mother does this all the time.

[r9etb]

It looks like maybe a school dustup ... the girl was in trouble for something, and her mom showed the principal (or school board member) what fer...

[stephenjohnbanker]

OUCH!

[JRios1968]

POW!

[bert]

On behalf of William, he well knows his mother was not really fit to be queen. She dumped on being royal and was dumped. There is a very significant chance the woman was unfit for her married royal duty.

[bert]

On behalf of William, he well knows his mother was not really fit to be queen. She dumped on being royal and was dumped. There is a very significant chance the woman was unfit for her married royal duty.