NASA Gives More Martian Face

Associated Content ^ | o4-13-07 | Ranger

[mission9]

No, NASA hired Lisa Nowhacky. Hoagland is a former consultant for CBS

[Sax]

[uscabjd]

What makes this man a “scientist”? Does anyone here know his background?

[Rokke]

If you look closely at this recently uncovered NASA photograph of a cryptically unidentified galaxy, you will see a perfect map of downtown Memphis. Those aliens are clever. Verrrry clever.

[Vision]

[Nathan Zachary]

"You mean the conspiracy kooks based their “analysis” of advanced cultures on Mars (and the inevitable guvmint cover up) on a single, poorly focused photograph!!?!! Say it isn’t so."

You'd think that such "advanced" culture om Mars would have noticed a much nicer, greener and warmer planet called "earth" and left that crappy place long ago, or at least written a giant "HELP US" sign for us to notice.

[Nathan Zachary]

Anyone who devotes all his time to the study of a particular field of interest is a “scientist”. At least that’s what MSM would have us believe, since they regularly call such people “scientists”.

[Constitution Day]

LMAO!

[ozzymandus]

I LOL when I saw that!

[pollyannaish]

You can see shapes in clouds too, but it doesn’t mean that a cloud shaped like a space ship really is a space ship.

Way to ruin my whole day. There is a cloud shaped like a $100,000 bill outside my window and it is headed RIGHT towards me. Dammit.

[Yo-Yo]

LOL! That is SOOOO un-PC! Good thing you don't have a radio program!

[KarlInOhio]

You'd think that such "advanced" culture om Mars would have noticed a much nicer, greener and warmer planet called "earth" and left that crappy place long ago, or at least written a giant "HELP US" sign for us to notice.

Maybe they felt most comfortable at -20° and arid. They saw all that heat and greenness as an symptom of a runaway greenhouse effect, making the third planet an unlivable hell.

[pollyannaish]

ROFL. That is too funny.

[Miles the Slasher]

In the picture to the upper right, next to the feature labeled the “cliff”...I would have expected Hoagland to call the seeming meteor crater to be labeled “the baseball stadium.” Good grief.

[Yo-Yo]

Here's the thumbnail. Click on it for the full sized version.

Here is a 2001 version of the same image, and it looks pretty much unchanged.

Hoagland claims that the image is no longer a humanoid face, but a Lion face.

[DogBarkTree]

That pic is a keeper. LOL

[mission9]

The face is winking and snot is running down his nose.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

... the only speaking part in a silent movie?

The humor in that is too good not to point out... I'm series. ;o)

[Yo-Yo]

So it’s a picture of Jethro Tull?

[JamesP81]

You'd think that such "advanced" culture om Mars would have noticed a much nicer, greener and warmer planet called "earth" and left that crappy place long ago, or at least written a giant "HELP US" sign for us to notice.

I thought the pics were interesting, but it's clear there was no widespread, bustling alien civilization on Mars.

Imagine if humanity became extinct, but our relics remained. Think about some of the things we've constructed that would still be evident even after tens or hundreds of thousands of years. A major city would be in bad shape after all those years abandoned, but it wouldn't take an observer very long to figure out that a major civilization with an industrialized economy once lived there.

We see no such constructions on Mars.