Posted on 03/31/2007 9:15:11 AM PDT by Inge_CAV
A Shoals mother is accused of doing the unthinkable to get free food.
The woman turned herself in Thursday to Russellville police in Franklin County.
Investigators say a woman was trying to get a man to buy her a free pizza in exchange for sex with her teenage daughter.
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That's the one I was thinking of! Copied that sucka!
That's cool, I copied #51!
Copied that one muhself. :-)
It's going to be one of my WTF pics for future Zots...
I'd've at least held out for free sushi.
Yes, there are. But don't judge this one too quickly, he may not have thought a round with the daughter was worth a pizza. The article indicates that he is not the one that reported the offer.
They never mention the age of the teenage daughter. Since "mom" is 45, and they don't mention child endangerment charges or foster care, I'm guessing the daughter is 18-19 years old.
Better that he be half decent, and decline for the wrong reason, than be a half wit, and take her up on it!
Truthfully, I'm not sure I would report it without hard evidence or other witnesses, just knowing how things often work any more. That would depend on the daughter's age, though. 13-14, definite report; 15-16, maybe; 17-up, just walk away.
Two of them to corroborate each other, against one of me in counter accusations to cops? Bad ju-ju.
There you go again.
Guess where I just got back from...and boy, was it gooooood! I love sushi.
They have pizza in Alabama?
If it was a Lombardi's coal oven pizza from NYC ... I'd say, "Well then..."
Not the first time I've heard of mothers trading *favors* with their daughters for stuff (like cash). There's that welfare town we used to live in....
Of course AL has pizza. It is made in NYC, frozen, then shipped to AL. Just not made by Lombardi's.
Sometimes the cardboard box may taste better than the pizza though.... /s
Hehe agreed. And that pizza looks good right now. :-)
LBT
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There's a solution ...
By now, I fully expected someone from Chicago to chime in and try to defend Pizzeria Uno's pie.
I know what you mean. Pizza can become a religious issue for some folks. I am partial to the pizza from the North East USA. Down here in my part of TX, Pizza Hut is considered high cuisine. I eat it only because it remotely reminds me of eating good pizza. :-)
LBT
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