I know it's a few days early, but....
Posted on 03/30/2007 4:40:30 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Republicans are liars and manipulators. Dividers. Fear mongers. Smiling when they talk about war and grinning when they tell their lies and distort their record. Trying to impose their hateful morals on the rest of the world. Have you seen their platform? Have you listened to their speeches? These warmongers? These liars? Let's get some things straight: Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. Stop insinuating there is. Where is Osama? Why are we in Iraq if Osama Bin Laden is free? The 9/11 commission makes it very clear that Bush's administration ignored signs of a pending attack. There are no Weapons of Mass Destruction. BUSH LIED. IT WAS ALL FOR OIL. Don't try to call Kerry a liar to minimize his deceptions. Kerry served in Vietnam. Bush was AWOL. These are facts. "Swiftboat Veterans for Bush" was assisted by the Bush Campaign. More facts. Bush lied to the entire country and Colin Powell lied to the entire world as to why we should invade Iraq, then we did so in spite of the U.N. and without a plan to win the peace. Bush's actions have caused unprecedented anger and resentment towards the U.S. and made us less safe, not more. Iraq and Afganistan are not *free*. Stop saying they are. LIARS. They are under U.S. military occupation. Republicans cut taxes on the wealthy and then cut funding for children. Just released numbers show more Americans in poverty and more people without healthcare and jobs. Republicans think this is the way life should be. George W. Bush turned his back on the Middle East peace process begun by Bill Clinton causing a massive increase in violence and tensions in the region. Cheney should be in jail. Bush should be in jail for war crimes for that matter. The media is *not* liberal but now everyone assumes it is, and the conservatives get their way always. They are manipulators extraordinaire. Have you read the platform? Revisionism and manipulation at it's best.
Democrats offer a better solution and security for this country. They plan to get out of Iraq and end the occupation of war. They plan on trying to make peace with the terrorists. Democrats are honest and hard working and fight for this country to be the best. They honor our military and want to protect those that defend this country. Hillary will be the best President ever.
I know it's a few days early, but....
"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. " ~Mark Twain
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath :
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
These 16 Police Comments were taken off
Actual police car videos around the country:
#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
#14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey crap."
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"
#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
AND THE WINNER IS...
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
Read this. http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html
"Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" by larry Niven
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into
Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at
Them all the way through the entrance. She's dressed in dirty
Jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops
Exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. When she yells at the kids,
She exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Heck no
They ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one,
she's 7. Why the Heck would you think they're twins?
Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone
Had sex with you twice.
Only in a sick, south-parky kind of way.
But I gave her a tan and red highlights...I think she looks better now. :P
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