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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/ ^ | March 30, 2007

Posted on 03/30/2007 4:40:30 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Republicans are liars and manipulators. Dividers. Fear mongers. Smiling when they talk about war and grinning when they tell their lies and distort their record. Trying to impose their hateful morals on the rest of the world. Have you seen their platform? Have you listened to their speeches? These warmongers? These liars? Let's get some things straight: Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. Stop insinuating there is.  Where is Osama? Why are we in Iraq if Osama Bin Laden is free?  The 9/11 commission makes it very clear that Bush's administration ignored signs of a pending attack.  There are no Weapons of Mass Destruction. BUSH LIED.  IT WAS ALL FOR OIL.  Don't try to call Kerry a liar to minimize his deceptions. Kerry served in Vietnam. Bush was AWOL. These are facts. "Swiftboat Veterans for Bush" was assisted by the Bush Campaign. More facts.  Bush lied to the entire country and Colin Powell lied to the entire world as to why we should invade Iraq, then we did so in spite of the U.N. and without a plan to win the peace. Bush's actions have caused unprecedented anger and resentment towards the U.S. and made us less safe, not more.  Iraq and Afganistan are not *free*. Stop saying they are. LIARS. They are under U.S. military occupation.  Republicans cut taxes on the wealthy and then cut funding for children. Just released numbers show more Americans in poverty and more people without healthcare and jobs. Republicans think this is the way life should be.  George W. Bush turned his back on the Middle East peace process begun by Bill Clinton causing a massive increase in violence and tensions in the region. Cheney should be in jail.  Bush should be in jail for war crimes for that matter.  The media is *not* liberal but now everyone assumes it is, and the conservatives get their way always. They are manipulators extraordinaire. Have you read the platform? Revisionism and manipulation at it's best.   

Democrats offer a better solution and security for this country.  They plan to get out of Iraq and end the occupation of war.  They plan on trying to make peace with the terrorists.  Democrats are honest and hard working and fight for this country to be the best.   They honor our military and want to protect those that defend this country.  Hillary will be the best President ever.

 

I know it's a few days early, but....

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Let us be thankful for the fools.  But for them the rest of us could not succeed.  "

~Mark Twain


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; democratsarestupid; dims; dumbocrats; foolishrats; rats; satire
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101 posted on 03/30/2007 8:20:19 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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102 posted on 03/30/2007 8:21:36 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (PORK! The Other White Flag!)
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103 posted on 03/30/2007 8:21:52 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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104 posted on 03/30/2007 8:21:59 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (PORK! The Other White Flag!)
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105 posted on 03/30/2007 8:22:36 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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This is perhaps the only time being dyslexic has paid off. What do I win?


106 posted on 03/30/2007 8:23:00 AM PDT by BJClinton (Gore/Nader 2008!)
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107 posted on 03/30/2007 8:26:37 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (PORK! The Other White Flag!)
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108 posted on 03/30/2007 8:29:02 AM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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109 posted on 03/30/2007 8:36:25 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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111 posted on 03/30/2007 8:45:37 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (PORK! The Other White Flag!)
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I think for April Fool's Day, I will take a moment to be certain I am taken off any pointless and stupid ping lists to which I didn't subscribe.


112 posted on 03/30/2007 8:50:26 AM PDT by SaveTheChief (Chief Illiniwek (1926-2007))
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113 posted on 03/30/2007 8:53:46 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (PORK! The Other White Flag!)
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Was that supposed to be funny?


114 posted on 03/30/2007 9:04:21 AM PDT by ilovew ("Sure I am of this, that you have only to endure to conquer." --Sir Winston Churchill)
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115 posted on 03/30/2007 9:05:24 AM PDT by CountryBumpkin (Don't get dropped into the liberal thunk tank. Use the brain God gave you.)
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So 'Brokeback Mountain' was a remake?


116 posted on 03/30/2007 9:06:34 AM PDT by BJClinton (Gore/Nader 2008!)
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117 posted on 03/30/2007 9:08:54 AM PDT by ilovew ("Sure I am of this, that you have only to endure to conquer." --Sir Winston Churchill)
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118 posted on 03/30/2007 9:13:46 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (PORK! The Other White Flag!)
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In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while the Atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long, passionate presentation of his lawyer, promptly banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your client is too confused to know about or to celebrate the atheists' holiday!"

The lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"

The judge said "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date - April 1st!"

"The fool says in his heart, 'There is no God.'" - Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53:1

119 posted on 03/30/2007 9:29:27 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (The Senate and House members who voted for the troop withdrawal timetable are TRAITOROUS COWARDS.)
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To: Lucky9teen

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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"Fsh"


120 posted on 03/30/2007 9:39:45 AM PDT by Squidpup ("Fight the Good Fight")
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