[Rb ver. 2.0]

"Watts kept some of the younger sheep on the ground floor of his suburban Raleigh house and kept the others in pens in the yard"

Likes them young?

[Rb ver. 2.0]

Apex of all places!

[MHGinTN]

His evening call, "Wool ewe join me for dinner?"

[dblshot]

I've been having trouble getting to sleep and someone said I should count sheep.

[Huntress]

I've heard of crazy cat ladies, but a crazy sheep guy?

[dfwgator]

Apex - Where the men are men and sheep are scared.

[OB1kNOb]

He's a baaaaaaaaadddddd man!

[007girl]

[KoRn]

ping

[N. Theknow]

Sheep owner charged with cruelty to animals

Why, that wooly bully.

[lowbridge]

Watts kept some of the younger sheep on the ground floor of his suburban Raleigh house

That's cruelty?

Whats wrong? He didnt let them watch the tv?

[RockinRight]

OK guys...which one of you did this?

[the OlLine Rebel]

*Was this a Moslem?*

[river rat]

Must be a Jihadist with his 72+ virgins........

Semper Fi

[Hatteras]

The "Farm"...

I can say I have driven pass this house hundreds of times and I don't recall ever noticing any livestock. Lots of dogs in the neighborhood. You can hear them all start howling late at night when the train passes through.

[Gorzaloon]

Honestly, some people have never seen a {rural}* brothel before..

* (Now here come the substitutions..Aussie, Kiwi, Isle of Wight, Tenessee, Maine, etc..etc,)

[ThreeYearLurker]

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I am a dull and simple lad
Can not tell water from champagne
And I have never met the queen
And I wish I could have all that he has got
I wish I could be like David Watts

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And when I lie on my pillow at night
I dream I could fight like David Watts
Lead the school team to victory
And take my exams and pass the lot

(Wish I could be)
Wish I could be like David Watts
(Wish I could be)
Wish I could be like David Watts
(Wish I could be)
Conduct my life like David Watts
(Wish I could be)
I wish I could be like David Watts

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He is the head boy at the school
He is the captain of the team
He is so gay and fancy free
And I wish all his money belonged to me
I wish I could be like David Watts

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And all the girls in the neighborhood
Try to go out with David Watts
They try their best but can't succeed
For he is of pure and noble breed

Wish I could be like
Wish I could be like
Wish I could be like

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[oh8eleven]

A man who kept 77 sheep in his downtown Apex home
Ya' know, it's just like prunes ... are four enough; eight too many?

[metmom]

"I just got hit with the extra animals this year that needed extra supervision."

What? He didn't expect them to breed? This was a surprise for him?

[Grampa Dave]

Hoot Mon, Laddies and Lassies, its time for Haggis:

Ingredients:

1 sheep's stomach
1 sheep heart
1 sheep liver
½ pound suet, fresh (kidney fat is preferred)
¾ cup oatmeal
1 teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon pepper
¼ teaspoon cayenne
½ teaspoon nutmeg
¾ cup stock
Procedure

Wash stomach; rub with salt and rinse.
Remove membranes and excess fat.
Soak in cold salted water.
Turn stomach inside out.
Boil the heart and liver in water, and simmer for 30 minutes.
Chop the heart and grate the liver.
Toast the oatmeal until golden brown.
Combine all ingredients and pack into the stomach, leaving enough room for the oatmeal to expand.
Press excess air out of the stomach and sew it up.
Simmer for three hours in a pot of water, pricking small holes in the stomach so that it doesn't explode.
Serve on a hot platter.

Enjoy with a case of Scottish Ale or a fifth of Good Scotch.

[CholeraJoe]

It wasn't me. Promise!