Vigilante attack sheep guard British village - Ruthless 'pack' trained and ready to kill

The Register UK ^ | Friday 23rd March 2007 | By Lester Haines

[SubGeniusX]

Anyone among you thinking of paying a visit to the Gloucestershire village of Leighterton with the intention of burgling the good burghers of that little piece of rural England might want to pick another target, The Sun suggests.

That's because Leighterton is protected by 60-year-old retired farmworker Keith Clifford and his herd of "highly-trained" attack sheep. And in case you're willing to laugh off the threat posed by the 24 ovine vigilantes, bear in mind that Keith has raised them from birth to strike without mercy - a fact attested by The Sun's promotion of the woolly Ninjas from "flock" to ruthless wolf-style "pack".

Keith's dog Birdie does the recon work, then orders in the pack to eliminate the threat. Keith said: "Normally sheep run away if they are frightened, but these don't. They are more than capable of handling themselves."

Mercifully, the sheep-pack has not yet been used in anger. The thought of a couple of behoodied ne'er-do-wells being torn limb from limb in a lanoline-lubricated killing frenzy is too horrible to contemplate

[RunningWolf]

This may look like a very Baaaa-add...baaaa-ad thing, but lets try to turn it into something positive, say for instance a good example to the wimp-ass repub senators.

I mean if these sheep can get a pair, maybe they can to! /semi sarc>

[DocRock]

I thought we finished this with the dog/cat/bear thing! Next, we'll be talking about "manbearpig"! LOL!

[Slings and Arrows]

[Allegra]

Attack Sheep ping.

[norton]

"Get Ready for the Violence of the Lambs"

Sheeple of the world unite!

[R. Scott]

The thought of a couple of behoodied ne'er-do-wells being torn limb from limb in a lanoline-lubricated killing frenzy is too horrible to contemplate

The thought warms the cockles of me heart!

[R. Scott]

muslims are aghast at this.

What would they think of attack hogs? Hogs can be vicious.

[grjr21]

The sheep are revolting

LMAO !!

[pax_et_bonum]

Attack Sheep ping.

Thanks so much for the ping, Allegra - I hadn't herd this news...

Let's just hope they don't cross-breed with the Camels of Mass Destruction.

[Allegra]

Thanks so much for the ping, Allegra - I hadn't herd this news...

That could be a very, very grave situation.

[Tijeras_Slim]

YOW! ROFLMAO!

[Slings and Arrows]

The Welsh have to have fun too.