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M aine Mouse taunts man, steals his dentures
The Concord Monitor ^ | March 25, 2007 | Associated Press

Posted on 03/25/2007 11:18:26 AM PDT by girlangler

Maine Mouse taunts man, steals his dentures

Never underestimate a mouse's determination.

There's a mouse in Bill Exner's house that he says he has captured three times. Each time, the mouse escaped, and the last time the rodent made off with his lower dentures.

Exner, 68, of Waterville, Maine, said he and his wife Shirley scoured his bedroom after the dentures disappeared from his night stand.

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"We moved the bed, moved the dressers and the night stand and tore the closet apart," he said. "I said, 'I knew that little stinker stole my teeth' - I just knew it." They found a small opening in a wall where they suspected the mouse was coming and going, and their daughter's fiance, Eric Holt, stepped in to help.

"He brought a crowbar and hammer and he sawed off a section of wood and pulled up the molding and everything," Exner said. "It was quite a job."

They retrieved the dentures, and Holt suggested his future father-in-law boil them in peroxide and whatever else he could find to disinfect it.

The mouse apparently isn't done. It frequently comes out and stares at Exner, his wife said.

"He's taunting him - I swear he's taunting him," Shirley Exner said.

The Associated Press

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: dentures; meeses2pieces; mouse; thief; weird
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1 posted on 03/25/2007 11:18:29 AM PDT by girlangler
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To: albee; Diana in Wisconsin; SJackson; proud_yank; billhilly

A funny story for a Sunday afternoon.


2 posted on 03/25/2007 11:20:11 AM PDT by girlangler (Fish Fear Me)
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To: girlangler
Mr. Jingles lives!
3 posted on 03/25/2007 11:22:11 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich!)
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To: girlangler
There's a mouse in Bill Exner's house that he says he has captured three times.

The way I deal with mice, you can only experience one time with each mouse.

4 posted on 03/25/2007 11:27:26 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan (When toilet paper is a luxury, you have achieved communism.)
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To: girlangler

This man is in need of a cat!


5 posted on 03/25/2007 11:34:21 AM PDT by shove_it
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To: girlangler
I think Willard is behind this
6 posted on 03/25/2007 11:34:54 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar of the Masses Could be Farts)
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To: girlangler

That's not fummy!/s


7 posted on 03/25/2007 11:36:03 AM PDT by tanuki
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To: shove_it
This man is in need of a cat!

That was my first thought....a kitty knows how to take care of those problems.

8 posted on 03/25/2007 11:57:11 AM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Quiet Down Out There!)
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To: girlangler

Go adopt a cat.


9 posted on 03/25/2007 12:04:25 PM PDT by popdonnelly (Our first responsibility is to keep the power of the Presidency out of the hands of the Clintons.)
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"Go adopt a cat."

Or buy a .22.


10 posted on 03/25/2007 12:28:32 PM PDT by swmobuffalo (The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist.)
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To: swmobuffalo

Or both, then again I love cats and guns


11 posted on 03/25/2007 12:41:03 PM PDT by John Will
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To: Allegra

Cheers!

12 posted on 03/25/2007 1:00:23 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Allegra

actually, a terrier would be better. A cat would play with the mouse and let it go, a small dog will kill it and go looking for another one. I had good results with a dachshund but he was an extraordinary animal all around.


13 posted on 03/25/2007 1:14:53 PM PDT by Mercat
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To: girlangler

A RAT would have taken his wallet, too.


14 posted on 03/25/2007 1:17:19 PM PDT by GSlob
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To: girlangler

Bump


15 posted on 03/25/2007 1:18:09 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: swmobuffalo

I got a couple of mice with a BB pistol. Less noise, and less collateral damage. Although they have .22 shotgun loads.


16 posted on 03/25/2007 1:19:02 PM PDT by GSlob
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To: girlangler

That mouse must be a distant relative of the killer rabbit that chased Jimmy Carter years ago.


17 posted on 03/25/2007 1:19:53 PM PDT by billhilly
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To: girlangler

Very appropriate for today! I cleaned out the Feed Room in the chicken coop and found a nest of six RATS.

Because this is a family site, I won't go into further detail. I did not, however, come across any dentures in their rat nest, LOL!


18 posted on 03/25/2007 1:27:10 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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19 posted on 03/25/2007 1:53:15 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

LOL, you mean you didn't release them back into the wild?

I'm calling PETA.

I have a big old neutered Tom cat that takes care of our varmits. In fact, I had to put a protective shield around a birdhouse today (a bird is building a nest in my See Rock City birdhouse that I use for decoration on my deck) and Tsali, the cat, has taken notice. How is your dog?

I've got my garden out, with onions, lettuce, radishes,
peas, bell peppers, some herbs and asparagus planted. Need to get sme green beans in tomorrow. The onions, radishes, lettuce and garlic are already up and I'll be eating nice salads from them soon.

I saw a little fawn the other day too at my feeder with a group of does. I LOVE spring, especially after a depressing winter.


20 posted on 03/25/2007 2:07:57 PM PDT by girlangler (Fish Fear Me)
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