Mrs. and Mrs. Terry are man and wife (Almost too weird for words)

Milwaukee Journal Sentinal ^ | 3/23/2007 | DERRICK NUNNALLY

[flashbunny]

First: Ick. Ick. Ick.

Second: Mrs garrison here will never be a woman. I don't care if they lop of of Mr Winky and sew two volleyballs underneath his moobs. It's still going to be a dude. A big, ugly, creepy dude. With missing parts and makeup. Maybe a wig. But still a dude.

Third: Convicted Rapist. I don't have a problem with the plans for this guys peeps to be cut removed from existence.

Fourth: Ick.

[Luke Skyfreeper]

Better a ballless faux female than a repeat rapist.

"I've been with her over a month now," Nicole Terry said. "If she was a rapist, don't you think she would have done something to me by now?"

Now there's some logic for ya.

[Army Air Corps]

Just when you think that people can't get stranger and freakier...

[GiveEmDubya]

That's just, um, wow.

[JennysCool]

Democrats.

[headstamp]

You need a damned engineering degree to follow this situation.

It always amazes me how people actually strive to f'up and complicate their lives.

[flashbunny]

Do you have a WI ping list?

[Pinkbell]

Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

That story is nauseating. He'll always be a man because that is what God made him, regardless of what he does to maim himself. Why would a 22 year old woman from Australia want to marry him? I suppose she is a lesbian, but why would she want a transexual, 58 year old, rapist, fat American man? I feel sorry for her parents and that man's kids.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[philetus]

In the pic above, which one is the lesbian?

[JerseyJohn61]

"Over pasta, sausage and sauerkraut, they described how
their relationship formed on-line..."

Ahhhh...Layoff the pasta you two. Another tip; the sausage
and sauerkraut are wayyyy spoiled by now. Let them be too.

The story seemed like it was a "legal/social set up" that
was meant to challenge State laws. Then I scrolled down
to the photo and,...just realized it's a very sad situation.
Pathetic....JJ61

[Razz Barry]

Barbara Lynn Terry, who legally petitioned for a name change from Ronald Francis Terry in 1980, claims she was framed by police and convicted by an indifferent system. She claims - marriage notwithstanding - that she has never felt any attraction to women, let alone the impulse to rape one.

It's been married to two woman, fathered children, but has no attraction to woman. The judge should have had the men in whites coats take these two away. Sounds to me as though shock treatments would be in order.

[GATOR NAVY]

Mrs garrison here will never be a woman. I don't care if they lop of of Mr Winky and sew two volleyballs underneath his moobs. It's still going to be a dude. A big, ugly, creepy dude. With missing parts and makeup. Maybe a wig. But still a dude.

Hahahahahaha! What an image!

[Grizzled Bear]

In related news: On the same day the courthouse also officiated marriages between
- A man and a horse
- A woman and a bowling ball
- Three men and an upright vacuum cleaner
and
- Two men, four women, a kangaroo, a bowl of tapioca pudding and a 1953 Studebaker Automobile.

[Charles Martel]

I doubt that the Studebaker was a willing participant. ;-)

[Grizzled Bear]

What about the vacuum cleaner?

[freekitty]

I am at a true loss for words.

[Nailbiter]

need a score card to keep this one straight

[Eclectica]

"...his moobs..."

Your new term has potential.

[tiger-one]

DNA does not change. The judge screwed up big time

[Knute]

I will let my tagline serve as my response