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Congressional Disarray Song Parody Contest
Self | March 22, 2007 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/22/2007 3:44:47 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Reading about the big disarray that Congress is in I keep thinking of the Car 54, Where Are You? Tune. jerry639 posted that he thinks of I've got a tiger by the tail..... Okay, here is your opportunity to write a theme song based on Congressional Disarray. I'll start off with one stanza of my own 'Rat 54, Where Are You but feel free to add your own material to that tune or come up with a new parody song on this subject. Here goes:

There's a holdup in Committee,
The floor has broken out in fights.
CODEPINK takes over Speaker's Office,
Screaming about their silly rights.

'Rat 54, Where Are You?


TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: codepink; congress; disarray; house; nancy; nancypelosi; parody; pelosi
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Go ahead and revise or add to 'Rat 54, Where Are You? or come up with another original theme song based on this topic.
1 posted on 03/22/2007 3:44:49 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: doug from upland; Charles Henrickson

DFU, this is right up your alley. Pastor Charles, I hereby grant you temporary permission to return from Lenten Exile to work on this.


2 posted on 03/22/2007 3:46:35 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: jerry639

FYI


3 posted on 03/22/2007 3:48:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix; doug from upland; LUV W; cripplecreek; Purrcival; KJC1; Roscoe Karns; Mr. Silverback; ...
THERE IS A HOUSE IN DISARRAY (House of the Rising Sum)
Tune: "House of the Rising Sun"

There is a House in disarray
On a Hill in Washington
And it's been the doin' of Nancy and her boys
But, man, you know it's fun!

Well, Nancy is the Speaker
She brings the gavel down
You know that she's not smilin'
Although her face can't frown

Now the only thing that's strong enough
To make her eyelids blink
Is a visit to her office from
Her friends they call Code Pink

{Organ solo}

Oh, Nancy, tell your members
Not to stop what they've begun:
Spend their time and not our treasury
In the House of the Rising Sum

'Cause when the Dems are fightin'
And split among themselves
Their stupid tax-and-spend bills
Get put back on the shelf

Well, there is a House in disarray
On a Hill in Washington
And it's been the doin' of Nancy and her boys
But, man, you know it's fun!

4 posted on 03/23/2007 8:34:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Well, the house is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
Yeah the house is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
Yeah the house is a-rockin'
Don't bother come on in

Walkin' up the street you can hear the sound
Of some bad Code Pinkers really layin' it down
They've seen it all for years and got nothin' to lose
So get out on the floor
Protest til you shake sumpin' loose

Well, the house is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
Yeah the house is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
Yeah the house is a-rockin'
Don't bother come on in


5 posted on 03/23/2007 8:51:01 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: PJ-Comix
MIDI - CABARET

When they took over, they thought they'd have fun...it would all be okay
But they are clueless, yes indeed, they are in disarray

They wanted Stretch Face to change everything...right wing, out of her way
But they are clueless, yes indeed, they are in disarray

Drive off a bridge, bucks in the fridge
They are a group of lowlife losers
Liars, cheaters, scumbag boozers

Mad Maxine Waters will burn the place down if she doesn't get her way
They are so clueless, yes indeed, they are in disarray

Drive off a bridge, bucks in your fridge
They are a group of lowlife losers
Liars, cheaters, scumbag boozers

They are in power, now what will they do...just like children they will play
They are so clueless, yes indeed
They are so clueless, yes indeed
They are so clueless, yes indeed, they are in disarray

AS A BONUS, don't miss this YouTube - TED KENNEDY, CHAPPAQUIDDICK LIFEGUARD

6 posted on 03/23/2007 9:00:55 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson


General Disarray is the best sidekick EVER.

He's better than the Tick's straight man Arthur, even.
7 posted on 03/23/2007 9:02:10 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Nancy makes for chaos, and Code Pink rules 'em all,
America's mother in law can't get anything done at all
And the Kos kids think their ten feet tall

And if you rely on moonbats, and you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em that George Soros has given you the call.

Call Nancy when she was just small.
When the Code Pink Crazies get up and tell you where to go,
And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your slow bleed's moving slow,
Go ask Murtha. I think he'll know.

When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead,
And the DINOs are revolting, and the red queen's lost all her say,
Remember what the good Drudge said: "House in dissary! House in dissary!"


8 posted on 03/23/2007 9:28:32 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (the earth has a fever, I'm totally cereal - Al "Manbearpig" Gore Jr.)
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To: WBL 1952; greyfoxx39; weegee; MikeA; ohioWfan; evad; Steel Wolf; princess leah; Doogle; txflake; ...
Ping to some of those from the THE HOUSE IN DISARRAY thread.
9 posted on 03/23/2007 10:39:11 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (See especially post #4 here.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Ballad of John and Nancy

Standing in the well of the chamber,
Trying to get a majority vote.
The men in Iraq said, "We've got to go back".
You know they didn't even give us a chance.

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
Why did they coronate me.

Finally made a deal on withdrawal,
Buying votes with earmarks and hearings.
Code Pink called to say,
"You can make it O.K.,
You can pull out by October oh-eight.

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
Why did they coronate me.

Went to New York for fund-raising,
Left my lieutenant in charge.
The newspaper wrote "Why aren't you there for the vote?"
I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace".

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
Why did they coronate me.

Redeploy the men to Okinawa.
You can fly them back according to Jack.
The men from the press said, "We wish you success,
It's good to have the both of you back".

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
Why did they coronate me.
The way things are going
Why did they coronate me.

-PJ

10 posted on 03/23/2007 1:08:02 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (It's still not safe to vote Democrat.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

That's definitely worth a bump!


11 posted on 03/23/2007 1:50:31 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: PJ-Comix
Just get ol' Freddie Fender singin' ''Wasted Days and Wasted Nights''. Who needs a new tune? (g!)

;^)

12 posted on 03/23/2007 2:01:16 PM PDT by SAJ (debunking myths about markets and prices on FR since 2001)
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To: PJ-Comix; doug from upland; LUV W; cripplecreek; Purrcival; KJC1; Roscoe Karns; Mr. Silverback; ...
Go ahead and revise or add to 'Rat 54, Where Are You?

OK, PJ, I did this one just for you:

'RATS ON THE FLOOR, WHAT'S WITH YOU?
Tune: "Car 54, Where Are You?"

There's an uproar in the House
A new chair to reappoint
There's a bill stuck in committee
Waxman's nose is out of joint
Murtha's mouth's been redeployed
Rangel's gettin' real annoyed--
'Rats on the floor, what's with you?

There's a plan to start the draft
Nancy's broken out the whip
There's a caucus getting raucous
Barney let the "F" word slip
There's a list that we've compiled
Of the Democrats gone wild--
'Rats on the floor, what's with you?

13 posted on 03/23/2007 2:47:33 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix
I will get back with y'all with my rendition of the Season of the Witch.
14 posted on 03/23/2007 2:51:59 PM PDT by jonrick46
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To: Tijeras_Slim

What tune?


15 posted on 03/23/2007 3:32:30 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson

That's fantastic...love it.


16 posted on 03/23/2007 3:34:35 PM PDT by eleni121 ( + En Touto Nika! By this sign conquer! + Constantine the Great))
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To: Political Junkie Too

Tune?


17 posted on 03/23/2007 3:45:47 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Stevie Ray Vaughn "If the House is a Rockin'" co written by Doyle Bramhall.


18 posted on 03/23/2007 3:45:58 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: PJ-Comix
The Ballad of John and Yoko.

-PJ

19 posted on 03/23/2007 3:47:19 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (It's still not safe to vote Democrat.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Tune: "Brick House by the Commodores"

It's a whacked ---house
Dummies dummies, just lettin' it all hang out
It's a dumb----house

The lady's whacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.

It's a whacked----house
it's the one, the only one,
that's dumb as a …farrakhan
We're together everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.

Verse:
1. pelosi knows she’s got troubles
that woman needs to get a man, yeah.
How can she use, the things she use
with an IQ of 80, what a losing hand!

(Chorus)
It's a whacked ---house
Dummies dummies, just lettin' it all hang out
It's a dumb----house

The lady's whacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.

Verse:
2. The clothes she wears, the sexy ways,
make an old man wish for his barfin days
She knows her face can really freeze
Sure enough to knock a Dem to his knees

(Chorus)
Bridge:
Shake it down, shake it down now (repeat)

20 posted on 03/23/2007 3:57:07 PM PDT by eleni121 ( + En Touto Nika! By this sign conquer! + Constantine the Great))
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